Balkanization of Texas is inevitable even in the minds of chuds.
Also… Greater West Virginia
Yeah, I wonder what will make East Tennessee secede from the rest. Surely not the same reason WV seceded from Cis Virginia
We tried to contain these people with map-coloring video games and it backfired.
Absolutely bizarre and inexplicable. Texas splits, Oklahoma gets subsumed into nearby states, West Virginia takes Pittsburgh, US invades Cuba and la Republica Dominicana but not Haïti, and part of Sicilia? Internationally and domestically incomprehensible.
The Haiti one is racism
Part of Sicily is weird, but there was actually a small movement there during WW2 wanting the whole thing to become a US state.
In Sicily, the Party of Reconstruction was one of several Sicilian nationalist and separatist movements active after the downfall of Italian Fascism. Sicilians felt neglected or underrepresented by the Italian government after the annexation of 1861 that ended the rule of the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies based in Naples. It claimed 40,000 members in 1944, and campaigned for Sicily to be admitted as a U.S. state.
If Twitter was around in the 19th century, Manifest Destiny Twitter would have been full of maps like these
there would be memes of crying soyjack natives pointing at a chadjack colonizer and the chadjack colonizer says “happy thanksgiving”
They already make these
dude it’s literally all settlerism what are you gonna do, put the white canadians in camps? you’re already the same people. it’s already your country.
Is there even a time limit to stay in KKKlanada for the US? Is there any part or privilege of Canada you cannot enjoy as a USian? Are they proposing economic and perhaps actual warfare so that customs is a little more convenient?
Is there any part or privilege of Canada you cannot enjoy as a USian?
The US dollar being what it is means Americans actually have more access to Canadian oil and natural gas.
Healthcare that is only considered good because it’s sitting next to the US.
Different flavours of racism
A mashed up mixture of metric and imperial measurements
Everything else is basically just American
Looks like you need a visa if you’re staying more than 180 days, and you need a visa to get a job.
The biggest issue is that the canadians refuse to make their arctic waters into international waters. Its the same reason Donald wants Greenland and Germany is building a big port (Finnafjord Port) in Iceland for the EU.
Honestly Canada is the weirdest one here. It’s pretty easy to get Amerikkkans on board for a war against scary brown people a thousand miles away, especially if they worship a different religion or are commies. But… invading a nation right next door filled with predominantly English speaking, predominantly Christian, whites who have a long history of cultural intermingling with the US? I really think that’s gonna be a hard sell.
I think MAGA is just overestimating how many Canadian CHUDs are pro-annexation.
Bold words for a country that has not won a war in almost a century despite starting many
Seriously, all Panama and Canada has to say is “no” and Trump can complain all he wants on twitter or w/e.
I like how after annexing Canada they immediately jerrymander it. And also make 2 Wyomings for some reason. Priorities.
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This is so baffling. Like, what benefit could this possibly achieve beyond “map bigger”? And in that case, why stop here? I know that dominion is the point and all, but why in God’s name would this be worth the resources? And is this suggesting we immediately make these conquered terrotories into states? My head hurts.
Like, what benefit could this possibly achieve beyond “map bigger”?
According to the article linked in the other thread on this, it mostly seems to be threat display to squeeze concessions out of Panama and Canada. Doesn’t explain the Greenland obsession, tho.
Maybe we can get healthcare.
USA doesn’t deserve to be a country. It should be split between Canada, Mexico, Cuba and indigenous peoples as a punishment for the horrible crimes it has committed throughout its history. Similar to Germany post-WWII
Cuba annexing Florida would be the funniest shit ever
Florida gusanos getting sent to reeducation.
I’d prefer them in death camps but you do you
Irl under the spanish, Florida and the Lousiana purchase territory were administered from Cuba.
Somebody should draw that map in order to give libs/chuds an aneurysm
Yugoslavia neutral?
The PRC is literally an ally of the US and UK in Red Dawn lol.
Yugoslavia had good relations with the Soviets and the US. Albania is neutral because they had bad relatons with the US, USSR and China.
When Red Dawn came out, the PRC would definitely have supported the US and UK in an open war between the Soviets and the Americans
I think that mostly happened because the Soviets also nuked and invaded China. In the 2010’s remake they had 100% filmed the movie with China as the main villain and Russia supporting them, but at the last minute they changed to North Korea
Unfortunately Greater America already exists
stupidest people in the stupidest country on earth like “ugh i wish america had a world-spanning empire based on white supremacy, exploitation, and mass murder! unfortunately my beliefs and desires are too radical for the mainstream political establishment”
How do we get Trump to believe that the Falkland Islands are a critically important asset that rightfully belongs to the US?
Iceland? The Faroe Islands? The Dominican Republic but not Haiti? I can’t even tell what the two topmost cutouts are. Who the fuck is calling for this lmao. This is sub-Gunther tier.
Left is part of Sicily. Right took me forever, but I think it’s the city of Bremen?
Yes. The city of bremen was carved out of the british occupation zone because the americans wanted a port. Otherwise it would have been part of the federal state of lower saxony.
…but they never got Haiti.
Yeah I think they don’t want Haiti on account of their
(i can’t read the screen on your walkie-talkie: is that some kind of remote seismograph for haitian earthquakes?)
It’s a Hitler Particle Detector
…okay, that totally went over my head: i guess i’m one of today’s lucky ten thousand?..
Nah you’re just not a hexbear regular
I like the idea of 10,000 people learning about hexbear every day
Blocking it and typing up an indecipherable rant about tankies.
What is the thing next to American Sicily? Also why the fuck do they want American Sicily?
Bremen and Bremerhafen… in Germany.
Sicily Vying With Hawaii To Become 49th U.S. State | New York Times (Aug 10, 1943)
Trump invading Canada would be the funniest shit ever.
