I’ve been replaying Control over the weekend and its made me just that much more excited for the remake. all the destruction and havok physics is so awesome.

Max Payne 1 and 2 remake coming using the AW2/control engine and i’mfuckin puuuuuuuuumped plus Control 2 holy shit

i do genuinely hope he’s able to push this greenland shit as far as fucking possible. i want to see the entire world bow down and appease this stupid fuck. theres no way to pretend america isn’t the schoolyard bully. there’s no denying our evil anymore, and when this guy dies or leaves office (somehow, eventually, maybe one day) we can’t go back. there’s no putting the genie back in the bottle. invade greenland. fuck it, i’m an accelerationist now

I think their ideal conception of NATO is a protection racket where the US just charges countries a bunch of money

yeah, i feel like that’s what they thought before they showed up to their offices on day 1 and were told um, no, that’s fucking stupid, and they’re doing everything they can to make their fantasy real.

part of my wants to take Das Kapital and put it through the illiteracy machine and see how funny it gets.

edit: its apple only. i was about to do what i could to pirate this and try kapital but i’m not an apple loser so i will be putting zero effort towards my original plan

the shock collar conspiracy was absolutely pushed through LSF, hard.

went through his older videos and of course he’s got a bunch of v*ush/epstiny shit on there.

i know its been said dozens of times already, but how did they get the moderator? are these guys made in a vat or something? i’ve never seen a prototype for a stereotype walking around before. this character is too on the nose for a sitcom. the big bang theory’s lost friend. the concept of awkwardness distilled into human form, and nobody told him about mirrors.

oh i always heard good things about this game and it looked pretty interesting!

what exactly is the law though? i mean, signing a law into effect sounds an awful lot like democracy and people working together to survive so i’m a little confused.

I thought the Dune movies were fine, and at least aesthetically pleasing, but I couldn’t give a fuck less about a third movie. Of course I only ever read the first novel so maybe that has something to do with it. I’ll probably catch it in theaters but only after its been out for a couple weeks, and i’ll be sure to go on like a Tuesday at an unpopular theater.

Doomsday on the other hand, is going to be legendarily bad. The actors were not even in the same room for most of the shoot. The sets are almost entirely blue screens. The script was not finished until AFTER they finished shooting. There is no way this makes for a watchable movie. Normally this would be exactly the type of movie I’d have to see in theaters, but Disney will never receive another dollar from me, so i’ll be pirating it to laugh at.

that’ll work, just scan them like a fuckin bag of tostitos as they bash your skull in

that’s only 3 things, i can do 3 things

its heavy, bulky, has a garbage trigger, i dont like the safety, the sights are well, they exist, but fuck me, it’ll shoot every time. if that’s what you need and you can only scrape together 100 dollarinos, that’s the one.

i hesitate to say the word “decent” but its the most affordable gun that will send a bullet downrange every time you pull the trigger and is capable of destroying your target.

hi-points are ugly, heavy, simple monstrosities that go boom every time. hideous but effective. also a decent improvised melee weapon.

take it out to train as often as you can. don’t just put holes in paper. be intentional!

please do not use “grape” like that. this isn’t tiktok. its annoying, does a disservice to reality, and doesnt do anything except get around filters and CW’s.

Assuming there is another election in the US after all this, Newsom is definitely going to be the toothless, bullshit democratic nominee and they’re going to badpost so much about how they killed fascism while he continues to give cash to people with more money than god

i watch every year, at least having it on in the background for noise and yeah, its always been a bunch of queer people. its great

combating antisemitism by playing into antisemitic tropes hell yeah

my knowledge of buddhism is very slight, but do they really “worship” the idols? its kinda like christians with the cross, right? nobody is worshipping the cross explicitly, its just a reminder of the faith as a whole