No disrespect to Wawa or Sheetz, but they are mere ants before the gas station treat behemoth that is Buc-ee’s.

As if cottage cheese wasn’t already nauseating enough

Pennsylvania is so treat-pilled they have not one but two Hershey treat companies; Hershey creamery is an ice cream company out of Pennsylvania unrelated to the chocolate company (and yes, there’s been a bunch of lawsuits between the two).

Philly soft pretzels, Primanti Bros, scrapple…

Yeah we’ll just move 34 million people from all over the country to the central valley, easy peasy.

Political strategists and financiers say the opening weeks of the general election have been chaotic. They complain the anti-Mamdani bulwark lacks a positive message. And a candidate. And enough voters to win. They worry the flood of outside money could backfire, and make voters suspicious of special interests.

It would be absolutely hilarious to watch all these soulless hedge fund ghouls throw a hundred million at a half dozen shitheel third party centrist candidates just to watch them all get 0.2 percent of the vote in November.

The reason the Epstein client list wasn’t released? Believe it or not, DEI.

Yeah that libertarian-leaning chunk of the base has to be a little freaked out by the optics of all this. Especially as these raids are often disrupting the operations of Small Business Tyrants.

Part of this is about direct backlash, but there’s also the issue of rankings. If Trump appointments more judges that didn’t go to liberal Ivy League law schools and those judges selects clerks that didn’t go to liberal Ivy League law schools, Harvard could take a hit in the law school (and other departments) rankings. Last thing Harvard wants is their reputation as the pathway to elite jobs sullied.

That quick, massive swing from Republicans this year suggests a lot of them had their faces eaten by some leopards.

My lawn is not weed choked, it supports a diverse ecosystem

Reminder that ICE only came into existence in 2003 under Dubya and that immigration and customs processes operated just fine before that.

Notorious blue-haired LGBTQ+ proponent of the woke DEI agenda, Greg Abbott.

Except for the military and police which magically get a pass from being part of the state.

The cognitive dissonance of defending the status quo while also dressing up in the aesthetics of the revolutionary founding of the country goes a long way to explain why American conservatives are so unhinged.

Anything political on Subreddit Drama always brings out the smug libs with an undeserved sense of being the adults in the room.

[Chief meteorologist David] Payne added that he wishes it were that easy.

“I wish we could turn it on and say, ‘oh, let’s make that tornado go away,’ but our weather radar and all of the weather radars in the U.S. are built strictly to inform and warn the public, and to keep the public safe – and that’s exactly why we have our live radar."

That’s always the problem with these sort of conspiracy theories, if the government or big media could control the weather, why isn’t it optimized for maximum growth? Why would they be throwing tornados and other natural disasters out that wreck productivity? This is why these things always end up falling back on anti-Semitic cabals to explain their delusions.

For me it was the envy episode, absolutely childish analysis of how and why post-revolutionary states do what they do.

It is such a myopic worldview, if things aren’t achieved on a 6 month timespan they are worthless and you did nothing but turn off the sensible white moderates.

But also you’re being an unreasonable, idealistic radical if you expect Team Blue to be able to affect any meaningful change in four years of a presidency.

Yeah that’s one of the core problems with the Democrats from a pure campaign horse race perspective. They refuse to buil up the local and state parties outside of the coastal enclaves and they have a centralized, focus grouped control of everything. So instead of local characters people will like, they run the most soulless, out of central casting robots.