Anakin, you’re breaking my heart

Every other political philosophy is dogshit dogwater bullshit. Communism will win. Free Palestine.

And somebody has to be the funniest person here. I don’t know what you’d do without me.

When I managed to escape the anglosphere for a while I remember going to restaurants where I would order something and they’d be like “Naa, we don’t have it.” It was really quite refreshing and it was a joy for me to just get what was convenient to cook as opposed to having some complicated logistical system to get me a treat. I want to patronize more taverns where they give me a bowl of what’s hot for a silver coin.

No darling; I’d still love you if you were a worm

idk, maybe something in the title about it being fake? I think it’s a type of expression more than a rule to follow.

Gets em every time. That’s a cool billion dollars added to the GDP. My bonus is gonna be so fat this quarter

I made an accompanying badpost in the being annoying cinematic universe

CAUGHT YOU! Now face the wall, LIBERAL

just feeling really annoying:

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Election night was like an unskippable cutscene that was decided the moment the DNC torpedoed Bernie. Either they lose in 2020 or they megalose in 2024.

It’s like watching your manager eat shit because they thought people actually enjoyed their “leadership style.” It’s like demanding that I vote for a pizza party when the opposition is offering to punch my manager in the face (while, of course, your boss gets richer no matter what). If I didn’t have an education in communism fall like providence from the magical good rectangle and tell me to install linux, then red-brown alliance would really hit the spot.

I heard infrequently about Ethan Klein and how Hasan had the kid who likes One Piece on interview. That, along with the rest, sounds like the dumbest drama on the face of the Earth. If I’m going to hear something about Hasan all I want to hear is how much he’s benching nowadays

they kept Hasan off? Deeply unserious

That shit really makes my blood boil. I work tirelessly at Langley to prevent that exact thing from happening! If a leftist is posting too good then I report them to get injected with cringe takes and nanobots. You think I’m just twiddling my thumbs if someone starts rocking the boat??? Sincerely, fuck you!

I have a bunch of coworkers who love using .world too! They sort of look at me funny because I have to monitor “that website where the pig shits itself.” But .world and Langley are literally on the same side so it’s extra hurtful when they belittle my job like that. It feels like a betrayal, honestly…

Sorry, I spent it on a few of those weighted stuffed animals. The computer room here at Langley makes me anxious so I asked for more funding.

oh fuck, that’s right. I totally missed the vice debate.

I apologize if this seemed like an endorsement of the guy. I’m still shocked that people would look at him and JD Vance and go “either one is fine”

The problem with having communism on the agenda: THEY DIDN’T HAVE A FUCKING AGENDA! MAYBE SOME KIND OF SHADOW CABAL AGENDA, BUT HARRIS DIDN’T HAVE A UNIQUE POLICY OR ANYTHING THAT ANYONE WITH A BRAIN COULD BE EXCITED ABOUT!

Vance salvaged his favorable/unfavorables and appears at par w/Walz

Chat is this real?! What the fuck? Walz seemed like a pleasant person - the only pleasant person of the 4.

Honestly, it’s difficult for me to mind meld into a republican. Their messaging always sounds to me like “shit sucks and it’s supposed to suck. I want you to go fuck yourself and live a life full of toil as I tighten the screws because I want to profit off of it! I do not want to know what other cultures are like.” And then they all start cheering wildly. Their boogeymen make my skin crawl. I don’t see a lot of trans people and blue haired feminists causing civil unrest. I think generally messaging and education enable people to say that feminists want a choice and a fair shot. Not that you should even endeavor to be seen as acceptable through their lens; in my experience that’s an intractable fool’s game that becomes a barrier to living a life full of that which you find important. In addition I am simply stupified that the Dems can take the torch for the border wall and take the project higher and still the Republicans call Dems the party of illegal immigrants. That should be your crown jewel as a country of ashes and cruelty. Then of course you have your firm base of racism and sexism - they’d codify men and women can’t be friends + you were assigned one at birth" on day 1 if they could.

But what I do know is how to fucking hate liberals. You can build a house on that shit. I can even conceive of the right wing attack as well. You get all the WEF “eat ze bugs” rhetoric where they’re trying to put you in cages and allow you to scream in the Amazon mindfulness cubes. Inflation would be a thing that governments do to rob people of purchasing power and is therefore a lib thing (don’t ask about war). They think you’re the party of HR and big tech (spiderman pointing at spiderman). They think you’re the warhawk who wants to babysit the middle east (sometimes, other times they also want to). You’d hate how INCREDIBLY corrupt they are; their messaging is like a sponsorship from a big company that you hate (spiderman pointing at spiderman). They siphon everything nice for themselves and they (spidey senses) cheat at the stock market. I bet all sorts of foul shit happened in Ukraine. I bet all sorts of shit happened with Diddy and Epstein. I bet foul shit of both types is still happening.

So I could comprehend doing a harm reduction by being a republican if I never knew about socialism and still hated the libs. I could never imagine in a million years being excited because my boss is going to save so much money by dumping shit into rivers.