


only the Polytron reduces an entire mouse to a soup-like homogenate in 30 seconds



Best line in the Elizabeth Warren beer catastrophe is, to her husband, “Thank you for being here. I’m glad you’re here” It’s their house, he’s supposed to be there!


the west can no longer imagine a future


folks, we love this website. they’re calling hexbear the best website ever made 


grisly* is the gory meaning, grizzly usually refers to a subtype of bear


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8 out of top 10 universities with the highest number of scientific publications are in China


shocking for western chauvinists maybe



freudian slip, he’s admitting whose strait it is


damn it’s almost like it matters which class controls your government


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我几乎无法回答你的任何问题
因为我的脑袋跟脖子样宽


试 v. try, test
探 v. try to find out, explore, sound / scout; spy / visit; pay a call on / stretch forward


it was pretty sensational, I mean there was a pic posted on twitter of his removed face


they promised me rum, sodomy, and the lash and I’ve only gotten a dram of rum!