I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby 🇵🇸
What are some of your favourites so far?
These pantry moths are fucking with my karma smh. I’m never gonna escape the cycle of saṃsāra at this rate
Getting stunlocked in the grocery store because there’s too many different types of fruit
My removedober game this year is Dying Light 2. The first Dying Light is one of my favourite games. This sequel is not hitting as hard as the first game so far but it’s still okay. Smashing zombies with a baseball bat will always be fun.
It’s gonna be Kamabla and it’s not even close.
The job of the USA president is to look good on TV. That’s literally the entire job. Or at least to not look like a complete fucking idiot. You can bomb a hospital like Obama did, you just have to look presidential while doing it. Kamabla is the perfect candidate because she puts a progressive face on a genocidal empire.
Americans yearn for brunch. They don’t care that the horrors will continue happening. They just don’t want to hear about the horrors. They think “if we elect adults in the room, then we no longer have to hear about all the horrible shit that our country is doing.”
People want to feel good about themselves. They want to feel like their country has a future. Electing the first woman president, who is also a POC, is a feel-good story. When USA does horrible things, it allows libs to say “This is not my fault, I voted for the black lady.” She is a part of an oppressed minority, therefore it’s physically impossible for her to be a genocidal oppressor who does the same shit as all presidents before her. Get ready for Woke Fascism™.
“The battle bus waits for no man.”
~John Fortnite
yoooo that’s literally me
If you like FTL, you’re gonna love Cobalt Core. It’s a 10/10 game
What kind of a sicko starts watching a TV show on the fifth season?? I know that the seasons are not connected in Fargo but still. The first two seasons of Fargo are bangers and you should check them out. The movie is amazing as well.
It’s cold and raining all day, I even had to wear three layers today. Autumnchads we are so back
It truly is The Everything App™
Chapo has unfortunately fallen off, it’s just not the same without . Not to mention that they are still doing the podcast over a Zoom call, which should be illegal. TrueAnon is still good, I like the tip line episodes where they listen to anonymous voicemails sent by listeners. But the best leftist podcast that everybody should be listening to is Guys with Bryan Quinby. It’s a podcast about different types of guys.
If Stalin were alive today, he would be a top eSports player and streamer. It’s literally impossible to understand Marx’ theory of value if you have less than 350 hours in League of Legends. You are a fake leftist. You should log out until you read some theory (4 hour youtube essays about how women ruined videogames) and do praxis (playing Fortnite)
When you sign up on Hexbear, you get sorted into one of the megathreads like in Hogwarts houses
He has so many great observations and ideas, it’s just a bummer that it’s all scattered across a bunch of long and rambling vlogs. I wish he wrote a book so that those ideas are available in a more condensed format. I hope we’ll be hearing him again soon
Summer is wild because you can be chilling on a beach on Sunday and back to looking at spreadsheets on Monday. Life is cruel & unbearable.
You’re not even following , fake leftist spotted
Holy shit I used t*nder for the first time ever today and it’s really bad.
Capitalists really created an atomized hellscape and sold us a chance at Human Connection for 15$ per week. Mfers straight up invented the loneliness tax.
How come nobody made a free open source dating app? Apart from hexbear.net I mean