babylonbee

Heartbreaking: The worst website you know just made a funny headline

The beauty of the USA is that anyone can be president. And when I mean anyone I mean a nepo baby born into politics money who isn’t tied down by shit like being forced to work to eat and can campaign 7 days a week.

I felt that one in my soul. It was such a toss-up to get a day off at some old food service jobs. You could ask off a month or two ahead of time and your boss would just say f-you the week before.

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The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous