maybe the toilet clogging wasn’t sabotage after all
I just realised that a lot of “survival food” like chickpeas and rice, stuff that keeps well for a long time and is also really cheap, is much, much easier to make a delicious meal out of than whatever this is. This isn’t even likely to be the cheapest option for the US military to feed their troops, this is probably on their plates because of a grift.
retvrn to hard tack
Gonna join the “storing my liquor ration in my gun barrel so I can get fucked up once a week” gang
Such awful food! And the portions are so small! Lol have fun invading Kharg Island or whatever, I’m sure Naval logistics planned for you guys well in advance don’t worry.
It’s “maximum lethality” sweetie not “maximum food rations”
Maximum lethality actually referred to how lethal their logistics and planning are for US troops.
Lethal for the troops’ hemorrhoids and stomach mostly.
Incredibly cruel to serve them British food
“We should rule the waves for centuries, let’s copy the british model”
“Not like that”
Hegseth just sent the Memo they need more rum, sodomy, and the lash.
I guess this food will make the sodomy easier. The lash will seem less painful too. But will they even get any Rum?
The extra empty tray slots to rub it in
Also, does anyone have a guess for what that grey thing is in the first picture? Filet of yeesh?
I think the two “meat” items might be Nutraloaf Shoe Insole Patty and the ever-popular Nutraloaf Pile 'O Poop.
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Nutraloaf, also known as meal loaf, prison loaf, disciplinary loaf, food loaf, lockup loaf, confinement loaf, seg loaf, warden burger, grue or special management meal, is food served in prisons in the United States, and formerly in Canada, to inmates who have misbehaved, abused food, or inflicted harm upon themselves or others.
It is similar to meatloaf in texture but has a wider variety of ingredients. Prison loaf is usually bland, even unpleasant, but proponents argue that nutraloaf provides enough nutrition to keep prisoners healthy and helpfully can be served and eaten without utensils, which can be a liability in the hands of unruly prisoners.
or inflicted harm upon themselves
Oh you’re suicidal? I’m sure forcing you to eat boot leather will cut that right out!
This is one of the most horrifying things about the US to me. Not this specifically, but the fact that if you suffer enough in prison to just try to end it all you get tortured even worse. This place is literally hell
More like “Neutraloaf”
it looks like the sliced gyro meat that i’ve gotten from the freezer section before, tastes fine if you actually fry it up which it looks like they didn’t lol, also one piece is like half an ounce
Reminder that the mutiny on the battleship Potemkin was kickstarted by maggoty meat.
Sun Tzu said “An army marches on its stomach”. This clearly implies navies don’t. The Art of War is like jazz, it’s about the wisdom that he didn’t write down!
May the child bombing vessel drift the seven seas, unlit and rudderless, denied every dock until all supplies are utterly gone, nothing left of the crew but hungry ghosts trapped aboard forever.
Unlimited albatrosses on the first world
When you can’t even feed your war criminals lmao
:war-criminal:
They need no food in the pit
I love the way you think
bunnossin has my vote next election, have you heard about their platform to drastically reduce military logistic spending??
They do have access to all the seasoning they can absorb.
The US spends 50 morbillion on the military each year but they just can’t hide the sheer contempt they have for their soldiers lmfao
Simplot IQF carrot disks, precooked burger patty with smoke flavor added, and something heavily oxidized, preformed, maybe chicken/turkey that is in the process of spoiling? The other tray is either shredded pork or beef, with textured soy protein added, and some of the worst tortillas ever created, stabilizers and who knows what else. All heavily processed.
That looks just like jailhouse chow. Lol.
jesus I thought those tortillas were napkins. Cannon fodder ass meal. the troops really are losers and suckers
I think the thing on the left is the beef/lamb gyro meat you can get from sysco but not at all cooked maybe
makes my coworkers food look like 3 star Michelin shit, I can’t even tell what that thing on the left even is
@NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net figured it out it’s uncooked frozen gyro meat, they get similar stuff at my job but it’s supposed to be fried and shredded on a flattop grill
uncooked frozen gyro meat
it’s technically already fully cooked, like sliced bread, it’s just suppose to be fried for better taste, cooks probably just stuck the bag in the fridge to thaw it and served it cold lmao
I believe that is some kind of shoeleather cum gyro.
“You gonna eat your insole?”
the bootlicker to booteater pipeline
Looks like a thick slice of lead.
literally eat shit and literally die boot scum
Just think how good your last meal will be GI. Clog your toilet now, turn back before its too late
Your Chef has abandoned you GI.
