Official ActBlue communication:

Re: Where did all of our money go?

We have reports that a man that looks identical to this: except wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses known only as “Rachel Jake” walked into the ActBlue headquarters shortly after Joe R Biden formally stepped out of the running for the 2024 election.

“Rachel” was immediately given a top level job with maximum security clearance because he claimed to be an apolitical undecided voter and could speak on behalf of all undecided voters. The man seemed extremely surprised when given a keycard with access to the vault where we keep all of the Democratic Party’s donations in cash as well as a press conference with other heads of ActBlue about the Kamala 2024 campaign. However, when asked “Ok then, what should Kamala’s campaign be about?”, he paused for several moments before exclaiming “Oh, uhh I dunno, ask Liz, she normally has a plan for these things, I didn’t think I’d get this far”. When pressed about which “Liz” he was referring to, “Rachel” hesitated for a few more moments before replying “Uhh… Liz… Cheney… Yes. That Liz. Liz Cheney. We should refocus all our efforts into getting Liz Cheney’s endorsement”.

The man was later seen quickly exiting the ActBlue headquarters loading up overflowing duffel bags of cash into the back of an unmarked white van. When approached and questioned about his identity, the driver of the van only identified himself as “Uhh… Old… Chomsky”

Neither men nor the money were ever seen again.

So for those reasons, we are asking you to donate now to ActBlue to save democracy again.

Smdh Tankies ruin everything

Being a child of parents that had kids because they felt inadequate with their own lives is one of the pillars holding up competitive children’s sports

You mean what unplanned obsolescence does to a person

If you go to a barber and they put a hot towel on your face and use a soothing shaving gel (as opposed to shaving foam) and a mostoisturizing aftershave, it can apparently make a huge difference, but that’s not an economically sound solution.

You can recreate some of this at home but it’s also not practical to have a hot steamed towel esp if you’re running late.

I’m considered not hairy even for a Chinese person, I can easily get multiple uses out of a single use razor hotels provide you.

Hairier friends can’t get a single shave out of those.

I can also recommend not getting a cutthroat razor. Should have gone safety a long time ago.

Cutthroat straight razor pros:

• Vegan (unless you’re a weirdo who wants ivory handle or leather grips or something)

• Environmentally friendly (very little if any plastic, no need for replacement razors)

• Cheap in the long run (probably decades) due to not requiring replacement blades

Cutthroat straight razor cons:

• Upfront cost

• Maintenance (manual sharpening requires a whetstone, which you may not already have. As a cook I owned one for work anyway)

• Danger (I did lose a fair amount of blood because I sneezed while shaving drunk before a shift, took ages to stop bleeding due to thin blood. Didn’t scar because it was very sharp though)

• Time (sharpening takes time, stropping takes time esp if you’re using an old faux leather jacket as a strop)

Don’t do this unless you inherit an old straight razor and are dextrous enough to not cut yourself regularly.

See, poor student drowning in debt? These people are having a mediocre vacation! Don’t look up how much money the publishing companies make btw

Images of a modest middle class vacation

FBI: this should make you feel bad, that modest middle class vacation is at the cost of the publishing company CEO’s second yacht being smaller than he promised his children. It doesn’t even have a helipad!

I started with (and got up to) Henry Kissinger but then UlyssesT went and killed him so now I have to start again.

I have serious procrastination problems.

Wow is that Boruto’s mom’s husband as a kid? Cool concept, they should make a prequel for Boruto

The ruling class (emboldened since Trump. Not the other day, the first time) is ramping up division to try and win elections because it really works on barely engaged proles.

They’re hiring ad companies to throw anti labour ads on Facebook (which Australian millennials still use for some reason). Those ads weren’t even true, Labor is no way that based, and they disguised them as shitposts instead of sponsored political attack ads.

Luckily the (relative) lack of Christian nationalists compared to the US means there’s a much weaker Evangelical base.

I mean I’m Chinese and I live in China and it’s pretty chill rn. More like “hundred years of technological advancement, affordable housing and food, indoor smoking and space exploration hooray”

Like you can’t fathom how little people care about such pressing issues in day to day life. Public spaces are public for the people to walk and loiter, old ladies will get together and form dance troupes on the side of the road, abundant housing and the public transport to access them.

Its pretty good.

Spankings

He also has a pro union folk rock album

You should check out his pro Union album

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle party?

Popularised by the “Goku doesn’t recognize Israel as a legitimate state” caption

>Rich, white, slaveowning males living on stolen land breaks away from the British Empire to create a country even more favourable for Rich white males

>Nerds glorifying you to the point of godhood and preserving your hastily scrawled constitution to the death centuries later

Fellas, why are we doing a communism when governance was perfected by people who considered Scandinavians “”“tawny”“”??? Look at the outcome! The richest nation in the history of the planet! Only 2 political parties that overlap 90% of the time! A fundamental ideology that’s impervious to time and amendments!

They didn’t want the poor masses holding power then, and the poor masses don’t hold power now!

They wanted the coloureds to be an underclass of serfs and servants then, and the coloureds are still largely serfs and servants now!

They wanted imperialism and genocide then, and they’re still doing imperialism and genocide now!

They wanted women to be second class citizens then, and women are still second class citizens now!

The rich wrote the laws then, and the rich still write the laws now!