Hexamerous [none/use name]

Aren’t those cruise ships burning through like a million cars worth of gas ever day?

Sugar is a vegetable, right?

Mr Xi, you may fire when ready.

Slavs: does basic human rage of motion

Western observer: “Hmm, I lack this ability. It must be some ethnic heritable trait, probably due to a different bone structure. I shall call it the Slav-squat.”

Look, I don’t care what consenting adults do in their game-room, as long as they keep it in there. I don’t want my children seeing that shit.

It’s the presidential cocktail, they developed it during the Reagan administration.

You put them in the metal recycling with the rest of the can.

The total cost is projected to be something like $50 billion per year, which is just absolutely insanely cheap by the standards of effective global environmental policy–it’s something on the order of 1% the cost of totally retooling the global economy away from fossil fuels.

we need to keep this technology running with nearly 100% uptime for an indefinite period into the future

So what you’re saying that capitalism is 100% gonna try and use this climate wunderwaffen and do0m us all. Like not even joking. This is what will happen. It’s “cheap”. It’s a last minute “solution”. It requires missiles and explosions to deliver, aka subsidizing the MIC to deliver it around the world.

It’s been good run folks.

Elon is good at scamming people and pumping up the stock by selling hopeium to tech-bros. Look at all his fake ass shit that failed. People love the hype tho, and that’s pretty indicative of how absolutely useless the market mechanism is for rewarding the right choices.

You have been duped, Comrade.

Toilet-paper is a tool for bourgeois class warfare. Humans have been air-drying for millennia. Only when technology allowed for a steady supply of toilet-paper did the bourgeois put it in every rest room in order to reduce air-drying time and increase “productivity” in the factories. To further discipline the working class they removed the bide completely, so the only option was to smear it around with the paper and walk around with a stinky doo doo ass. This resulted in many workers moving the rest room breaks to the home, further increasing their productivity in the factories (this also lead to a higher work load for the women that have to clean them). However, In Japan, the working class organized and successfully repelled the implementation of this new technology. The Japanese bourgeois responded by investing even more capital into the tools of production and the high tech toilets, for which they’re known for today, was born. With an integrated bide and dryer function, this further standardized the rest room break time and regained more productivity and a higher exploitation rate of the Japanese working class.

Remember: Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why a poop on company time.

He didn’t have to. Marx supplemented with psyllium husk every day.

Now do Gaza.

r/shoplifting or whatever it was called was awesome too.

Typical. They love pranking others, but when someone prank them back with a bulled to the dome they get all upset.

The party can’t fail, it can only be failed.

The party can’t fail, it can only be failed.

The party can’t fail, it can only be failed.

The party can’t fail, it can only be failed.

The party can’t fail, it can only be failed.

The party can’t fail, it can only be failed.

The party can’t fail, it can only be failed.

Fellas, is it gay to shake hands?

I was 90% sure it was a Vic Berger edit at first…

Is this real?

I dunno, maybe get into other types of utensils? Like, why limit yourself to eating grain with giant spoon when you could have a giant bale of hey using a fork. What about a giant spatula or a pizza slicer, just put that thing straight through the kulkas house. Also, you have two hands, dual wield that shit.