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ghosts [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago

Read this to take 1d4 psychic damage

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Read this to take 1d4 psychic damage

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ghosts [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 days ago
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    We need these people to donate their brains to science before they die so we can figure out what exactly is going on

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      It’s the bodegas

      It’s the water

      It’s the water in the bodegas

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        It’s the toxoplasmosis from the bodega cats

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    America needs a brutal reign of terror just to get the thoughtless hogs to take politics seriously again

    • OptimusSubprime [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      America needs a brutal reign of terror just to get the thoughtless hogs to take politics seriously again

      • acab_means_cop_Dva [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        No more half measures, Walter.

    • WoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Ok, you’ve convinced me. But I have one condition before I sign on to this proposed reign of terror.

      We need at least one crazy guy in a bathtub writing out screeds demanding various enemies of the Revolution be sent to the guillotine.

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        We need at least one crazy guy in a bathtub writing out screeds demanding various enemies of the Revolution be sent to the guillotine.

        Y’all hiring?

        • combat_brandonism [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          sorry but Vermin Supreme gets right of first refusal

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            OMG. This is perfect. This is ART!

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            Yeah, OK, that’s fair

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    That sex offender shit he did? He’s just Italian he meant no harm!

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      It’s still amazing he used that as a defense

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        Legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Even now I randomly remember it and chuckle to myself like a maniac

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      Let’s just make sure we have duh facts, like, uhh: A repawht was done four years ago makin’ certain allegashuns. Ya with me? I said at da time, dat it was political and it was false. Yua with me? Five district attawhneys, Democratic, Republican, shawht, tall, looked at it all across duh state, found absolutely nuttin’. One case has been resolved. Ya’ dig? I was dropped from dat case. Right? I said at dah time dat if I offended anyone, it was unintenshunal. Right? But I apologize, aite?

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    Daddy Cuomo

    luffy-zoned-out

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    deleted by creator

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      This is the face i make when people say “New York is the greatest city in the world”

      • Bruja [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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        It’s not even the greatest city in occupied Turtle Island.

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          it’s probably not even the greatest city called new york

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            New York, Texas is better by default simply due to sanitation issues in the other one

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    Put a covid patient in my nursing home daddy

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    politics, sexual pathology, and so on

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      god damn it i just commented the exact same thing

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    1D4 damage

    geordi-no Magic Missile

    geordi-yes Tragic Miss Lib

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    Whew!

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      My meds wore out for the day so my ass has that debuff where I take Max-Possible + Half from psychic. boohoo

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    deeply unserious buffoon

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    You warned me and it still hurt.

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    typed 1d4 into google and i fucking rolled a 4, too

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      Just did it and also got a 4

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        deleted by creator

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          it was just that awful. we all got got

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            Skill issue

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    Deeply unserious country

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    politics, sexual pathology, etc

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