DogThatWentGorp [he/him, they/them]

You’ll probably be right in at least like- half of that I think.

But you gotta admit it’s at least worth a laugh to watch the fallout, and it feels good to watch Colbert do some turbo zionist racism shit just to have Cuomo get endorsed by Bill Clinton and eat shit anyways. It’s nice seeing that whole ideology of “DO YOU CONDIMENT HUMMUS?!?!” fail in practice as people get more sick of it.

In fact: the truth that this might not be significant YET it still is causing a panic makes it funnier to watch to me. Especially seeing zionists crawl out of their holes to bawk and cry after two weeks of the Iron Dome shittin its pants.

Imbibe in the slop a touch, let thine mind be awash in a giggle or two. Plenty of time to feel bleak later.

My meds wore out for the day so my ass has that debuff where I take Max-Possible + Half from psychic.

It’s true. I am the sleeper agent. Now that I’m activated what I have to say is: I’m fucking sleepy and I’m going back to sleep goodnight 😴

Oh I let them kill the diversion plant. If I really want what that thing is growing I just get a second and put it somewhere else usually.

Different story at work where I have to make sure everything lives but at home I have this horrible looking nasturtium that I spray wayyyyyyy less on purpose.

“Engulfed Los Angeles” all like what- 10 blocks around the detention center count as the whole city now?

Engulf deez nuts, Chairman Peepee Poopoo.

Deffo keep the mint then if they only go after it. Sounds like it’s serving as a pest magnet and keeping the rest of your stuff cleaner if I’m reading right.

Was this about the military parade?

It’s stwaberbby time : )

The media will use this to make him look good while subsequently glossing over every single thing this 80’s villain slime ball has done to be a part of the problem.

And I hate that it’s probably gonna work.

Maybe some terraces here and there for native planting too that’d be cool.

American politicians will really swear loyalty to a flag that was raised because of an open, violent rebellion but say violence is never the answer.

What are they implying the protestors are going to do? Start building retaining walls?

I was thinking the same thing. If they’re covering their ass but still keep posting locations down the line it still has the same effect, ultimately.

And if they stop whatever. I’m sure someone will step in anyways. You could keep having random people rotate through accounts like this for a while I guess.

Way ahead of you already got my big spinning hypnotizing disk.

SO THE OTHER PARTS OF THE NATIONAL GUARD YOU STILL CONTROL YOU’RE HAVING DO WHAT THEN?

THE PAYROLL YOU’RE GIVING THESE 2K? YOUR BUDGET? IF NOT YOU DOCK IT RETROACTIVELY IF THEY COMPLY?

GIVE CONFLICTING ORDERS? CUT THE NATIONAL GUARD BUDGET IN RETALIATION? PROPORTIONATE REFUSAL TO COMPLY WITH THE FED? DECLARE A CONFLICTING STATE OF EMERGENCY? USE THE STATE ATTORNEY? REVOKE AGREEMENTS WITH THE FED? ANNOUNCE WHERE THESE GUYS ARE HEADED?

ANYTHING?

Maybe if someone lies to him and says the 2000 the fed took are all homeless he’ll get out there with a bat and go feral. Worth a shot.

I think it’s really just a matter of having a younger person styled up like a 60-something. Which is something fash gravitates to for obvious reasons.

The comb on homie’s hair here makes the slight hairline recession more pronounced. The mustn’t-stache shouldn’t be there. The facial expression is causing massive brow lines and other things that just kinda look like wrinkles instead.

And who knows how the photographer is handling the lighting which can do a lootttt of things.

It’s like they tried so so so so so hard and all they did was ignore any good aesthetic choice or strength they coulda leaned into.

Looks simultaneously 15 and 48 years old.

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Claims to be pro life, prunes anyways.