CTHlurker [he/him]

Tick tries to find cure for bloodloss

My favorite genre of those posts is the AI-voice reading a clearly fake Reddit story while Minecraft Parkour videos play in the background. Definitely reminds me that I need to stop watching youtube and start doing productive things.

Half those guys think washing their ass in the shower is an invitation to gay sex (“He who cleans his house expects visitors”) so I reckon he mostly doesn’t wipe, or only wipes once.

After reading Eric Adams and his backwards version of the Divine Right of Mayors, I can’t see a reason why Great Mayor Theory shouldn’t be gaining ground in the next few months.

It’s like half the punchlines in the Dilbert comic, so I have no idea why they pretend this is new. I think it was also used as a joke in Seinfeld.

“let’s just ignore the authoritarianism and fascism because it’s open source :3”

How is this not making the empires argument for them?

I keep pointing out to anyone who will listen that any weapon that Denmark is willing to buy in order to “build up our defenses” is not going to work against anyone who might actually shoot back. This gets a lot of laughs from the veterans in my department and a lot of angry stares by the warrior-libs.

Authoritarianism isn’t a fucking thing. And China isn’t fascist in any meaningful sense of the word. Why the fuck are you carrying water for the American Empire and siding against the country that every imperialist is currently salivating over destroying?

Joe Rogan is weirdly fascinated by the natural / stereoid debate among various fitness influencers. It’s fucking odd, because Joe Rogan is one of the most credulous people in the world and somehow he takes an incredibly critical stance towards that one specific issue. Meanwhile he has hosted Jordan Peterson several times and just let him talk about chaos dragons and other bullshit for several hours with no real pushback.

the NYT does in fact devote quite a lot of space to that specific type of person, but it’s mostly in the opinion section.

If Zohran was even half the man that Betar seems to think he is, he would order the NYPD to begin arresting Betar members en masse.

Legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. Even now I randomly remember it and chuckle to myself like a maniac

NYC is heavily democrat, but they used to love electing republican mayors, particularly if the suburbanites get scared about “crime” or terrorism. Remember that they had both Rudy Gulliani (back when his brain kind of worked) and Mike Bloomberg (back when he was a republican) within the past couple of decades.

Came across a tweet of a guy saying that he talked to a guy in Israel who was really enjoying the current state of things. His argument was that he would take his family out to eat every night/evening, and when an iranian strike was imminent, and the sirens would go off, he could legally run from the table without paying the bill.

Don’t care if this story is true or not, it made me chuckle.

Quite a lot of childcare places have May 1st as a holiday, which means that it’s more like an unofficial holiday, especially among white collar workers who just “work from home” (like I did at my previous job) while they spend time with their kids, whom they can’t drop off anywhere, because most places are closed.

Did I ever mention that I fucking love how childcare in Denmark is structured?

The Baltics managed to achieve a high GDP per capita in a less direct way than the Gulf slaver states. If you just don’t count poor people, then your GDP per capita is going to enormous. In case of the Baltics, those too poor to benefit the stats just happened to leave the millisecond they had the chance to.

When our SocDem-junta decided to cancel a 400 year old holiday, our incredibly cucked unions are began talking like Rosa Luxemberg for like 3 days. It was one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen, even if they ultimately backed down because the SocDems promised to let them be more racist against poles and romanians.

Ukrainian nazis ending up in Iran would probably be the second best place for them to be, since I imagine that they would be getting smoked by just about anyone who can pick up a riffle. Obviously the best place for those nazis is as fertilizer for a field somewhere in Ukraine.

Remember that Americans are car-brained as hell. Gas prices rising due to scarcity will lead to massive price increases in peoples cost of living, which might genuinely lead to popular revolt. Like, Americans are already getting squeezed from all sides, so any increase in un-avoidable expenses is going to have repercussions.

Blaming Germany for starting the war is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, mostly since you can’t really blame Austria-Hungary in the modern day, since the country ceased to exist after the war. And for the record, I completely agree with your last point about Germany being blamed moreso after WWII than WWI.