i’ve seen libs fantasizing that “he knows he did bad things and is taking the ship down with him as retribution for his crimes” but i don’t believe that lmao so what are some theories?
the wildest theory of all? he’s actually innocent
He’s running
Somehow I think a Bill/Hillary ticket could be an absolute powerbomb, the arch ghouls back for one last harvest
No but in all seriousness, I think he might be innocent - in the sense that he probably did fuck 18 year olds on the island, but within the evidence there’s space for him to claim he simply thought they were prostitutes and nothing more. Yes it’s a scandal, but he’s already dealt with the sex-pest allegations. It’s not really a huge stain on his already cum-stained legacy. I think he’s as guilty as lots of people on the list who knowingly associated with a sex trafficking pedophile, but there’s no actual law against that.
If he’s the ‘hero’ to bring it all to light, it absolves his entire reputation. I might even have to call him Based Bill if he did.
William “Redemption” Clinton
There has to be more than one billionaire pedo haven, it cant just be epstein.
In this day and age, if it’s recorded behind closed doors, there’s a lot of wiggle room for generative AI to make shit up.
Possibly wanting to humiliate Donny for blowing him.
Possibly a calculated “it will hurt the others more” move where he’s aiming for leniency in sentencing.
i think its more of a mutually assured destruction thing. like either softball me and clear me, or try to destroy my legacy and roll the dice on who i take down with me.
hes also a pretty good public speaker, who can disrupt attempts to corner him live.
all of that is neutralized by a private recording that can be manipulated/cut.
He managed to make it through the Lewinsky scandal maybe he thinks he can squeeze through this one
He quite famously did not make it through that scandal.
He was acquitted. He also didn’t face any criminal charges despite there can be no greater power disparity in the world than the US president and an intern. Imagine doing something like that on federal property, while on the clock.
He got off worse than Reagan, which is saying something. He got “punished” about as harshly as any person who doesn’t have their entire head up their ass would expect a president of the US to be, which is barely.
He did in that he got the same thing that Trump got: impeached in the House, cleared in the Senate.
Yeah, I think he’s basically playing chicken with them.
I feel like a former president, let alone Clinton, would be pretty dangerous as a cornered animal. But he is a dem, so it’s in his genes to roll over and just take the beating from his masters.
Clinton is that rare breed of democrat (more or less extinct in the wild) that actually understands the utilisation of power
Thatbsong makes sense as a song about Hillary And Clinton, honestly
Second most bitter song I know. Perfect fit.
What’s the first?
Prayer to God by Shellac
With the amount of people saying Trump’s doctored the files, just position yourself as much an enemy of Trump as you can. Then you can declare yourself framed if anything incriminating appears, using your brazen demands to release the files as evidence.
Essentially turning the matter of your innocence into a partisan issue means you guarantee the support of a good portion of libs, and gives your friends in high places a good excuse to let you off.
I think he’s probably dying and doesn’t give a shit anymore
nah he’s only 79 and with all the child sacrifices and baby blood i think he’ll easily make it to at least 147
Dudes on death’s door, he might be saying “fuck 'em” if they want to pin him on something and not the dude knowingly mentioned 38k times. I know I would. Imagine being in such a hate filled, backstabbing environment your entire life. I dont feel bad but I could see Bill doing this as a last hurrah to look good before he rests in piss for eternity.
Nah I’m not seeing it. These people had never have a conscience.
Redeeming the family name for Chelsea Clinton’s inevitable permanent seat on the council of The View.
It’s not just that
It’s putting a knife in hundreds of other backs on the way out
what do you think will happen to his daughter job prospects if he stabs 100 backs of billionaires? not gonna happen
She might just be name-famous enough that she can glide out from under the wreckage, and the knives he’s got aren’t pointed so heavily in the direction of her spheres. The Epstein thing is big enough that if anyone faces justice it will be a token few or a total ransacking of the order, no in between. Bill could be trying to specifically take out Trump’s political power so they can go retire rich and play golf together as “neutralized players” in the game
maybe he has Lee Atwater’s brain tumor
He knows they won’t do it because it’ll implicate more of them than they’ll get from him.
It’s easy to look good when you know your opponent won’t do what you’re calling for.
This is a man on record for lying about a sex scandal already. He would lie again.
Slippery Bill. He’ll come out smelling like roses. He knows he’s dead to rights so he’s getting out in front of it.
I think he’s demanding an open door hearing as a dare against the others who would go down with him.
Honestly, it’ll be dynamite, he’s an incredible speaker, would probably be the best TV in ages.
There’s no way he’s innocent. But he is in poor health and really fucking old. It’s impossible to know what’s really in somebody’s heart, but it’s possible that he sees no value in a legacy and doesn’t see any reason why not when he’s just about to punch his ticket anyway
Hes literally 79. Its not like hes on his deathbed
It’s damage control imo. Make a big show about clearing the air, get up there and serve a “I don’t remember” & “I did not have sexual relations etc etc” nothingburger, and then die in a couple years with your legacy “intact”. The clinton ghoul dynasty must live on.
I don’t care what his game is, he should face the wall. Fuck all these people holy shit it makes me so angry
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