Of course, no one ever considered it was the dastardly, powerless left that’s held up progress and not the people with actual power!!!

So no head
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Aren’t all conversations choose your own adventures~ ☆✨️🌟

When they stop making final destinations movies, the world ends as foretold in Revelations

They really didnt like “person who menstruates” either. Its not just inclusive, its accurate, covers intersex people.

Theres aliens actually like in it. Theres even a couple that let Andor and his prison buddy escape in season 1. Theres a force healer too, but she ain’t a Jedi. Its kinda neat to see the secular side and Force believing side of the rebellion come into tension. Also Han Solo always thought Jedi were a myth but it never squared with them being quite active in the clone war, so I kinda like that theyre rare

Got it, I will add “transcend ego” to your to-do list. Here is a koan to help you escape dualistic thinking:

"Two monks were watching a flag flapping in the wind. One said, “The flag is moving.” The other said, “The wind is moving.” They argued back and forth, unable to agree.

Master Huineng (the Sixth Patriarch of Zen) happened to be passing by. He said: “Not the wind, not the flag — the mind is moving.””

This is the wife that pulled your gun on you, the gun you were wearing inside your house while cooking soup yeah

The evergreen dichotomy in the liberal bourgeois west, “but dont be an asshole about it” vs “but dont be a pussy about it”

“We have to keep kids in cages but dont be an asshole/pussy about it”

“We have to break up strikes and unions but dont be an asshole/pussy about it”

“We have to bomb brown kids but dont be an asshole/pussy about it”

And on it goes; the terrain of acceptable political debate in bourgeois democracy

It will probablh dissolve while in actual service or he just won’t do it.

The eternal cycle

Unemployed - “fuck I need a job”
Employed - “fuck I hate working”

Oh shit I forgot Oliver North was on fox news and says Iran shouldn’t have missiles lol

Dude, youre part of why

The dems have wanted to be 90s era Republicans for sooooo long

Doki Doki Elysiun Club

What if you order a regular coke

Or RC cola

Disco Elysium

The chapo boys did some voice work on it, but were replaced way before the game was officially out and big (for good reason, bless em but they sucked as video game voice actors lol)

I helped this unhoused dude take all his stuff up this steep hill, at the top we were asked if we wanted to buy any spit. As near as I could tell, it was supposed to be a drug but I still dont know if she meant literal spit or some kind of drug called spit

Lost 3 of the last 3 times the oilers got to series final, also why the fuck does Florida have 2 fuckin teams. They’re paying $50 a head for series final tickets, ridiculous.

People are coping that Oilers are a good team and made it to the series final 3 out of the last 4 years but it dont count without coming home with the cup.

What could actually be in history books and not just metabolized as yet more spectacle?

• An actual use of weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons (even just spiking farmers fields with parasites)
• Total capitulation, on either side
• Complete shut down of iron dome/David’s sling
• Khamenei resigning, that’d actual make it in books even if things don’t change
• Khamenei reversing the fatwa against nuclear weapons

Actually, Iran striking US bases would be pretty historical. Or using some hypersonics, but I guess that’d fall under shut down or denial of iron dome. Or maybe just letting the leash go for the regional militias - apparently Iran has been a moderating force historically, they’ve wanted to jump in or retaliate or attack and its been Iran that’s held them back.

This is legit the advice for people with crippling climate anxiety. Just recycling and doing protests helps you feel like youre doing something (and you literally are) which helps bring the anxiety down to more manageable levels