Grim Pickins’
Laundry! The Musical Part 1
The Diary of Horatio Mazell
Blink and You’ll Miss It
The Cavern
Lactose: Intolerant
A Swift Flight to Anchorage
The Unlimited Fridge
Hootenany 2: Requiem
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Armenian Sniper
Armenian Psycho
Captain Armenia
Armenian History X
Sombrebros: los muchachos muy poderosos
Why did you steal my femur
Topaz 2: The Lemur with the Femur
It Will Keep On Following You (the original swedish version of It Follows, direct translation)
Why did you steal my femur
This is a college frat comedy set at a med school.
A Heapful of Grains
For a Few Heaps More
The Number, The Grains, and The Heap
Ah yes. The Heap trilogy. Previously known as The Grain Trilogy before the director’s cuts
No one is sure when the Grain Trilogy became the Heap Trilogy
dictator’s cut*.
Pontiff No Return
The Death and Murder of Robert B. Lively
Death by Cloud
Death by Cloud 2: Revenge of Satan Lake
Death by Cloud 3: This Abomination, Earth!
Bear Witness: The Trial of Yogi Bear
Poor Me, Pour Me
The Fustigators
I Will Punch Your Head!
And Kick You Too!: I Will Punch Your Head Part 2
Snake Oil Sunrise: A Phineas Q. Swenson Mystery
Deadly Doll
White Snow, Red Blood
Laserslave
Laserslave 2: Civil Laser War
I Kill Cops
Shoot Every Pig: I Kill Cops 2
Bad Times In Skeletontown
Wet
Return To Castle Thundercastle
A Billion Boiled Bastards
I should probably stop here or we’ll all be here for hours
Wet
Is this italicised cos it’s a foreign film?
I was thinking more of a taut thriller where the twist is that the POV character is assassinated at the end if the first act and the perspective changes to follow the assassin, why they carried out the hit and their effort to escape fhe authorities
green light this fucker immediately
These are fantastic!
I Will Punch Your Head! Literally put me into a giggle fit
Aw shucks…
I should probably write some of these as actual movies
And also get back to editing my book more for publishing
Creating is hard
Making up names is easy. Troy McClure core
I already have pitches for most of these, because that’s how my brain works
I don’t think Warner Brothers will want a movie where Yogi Bear is on trial for killing Ranger Ben, but it would certainly be a lot better than those ghoulish Pooh: Blood and Honey movies
I’d love to hear em, but it’s Ranger Smith, not Ben
I know, he’s the new rookie ranger who tragically dies on his first day out of Ranger academy
Ranger Smith spends the movie in a deep depression, blaming himself for letting the rookie go out solo
There’s a pretty big chance you arent Canadian but are you familiar with Red Green? But Ranger Gord being brought in would make a lot of narrative sense and be and amazing crossover
I’ve had a title I’ve always wanted to use somehow: “Only Nightmares Last Forever”
Time Yeti 2: Whendigo
I’ve had an idea for a low budget Yeti based horror movie for almost 20 years now
My big Yeti based idea is a sequel to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, that is Harry Truman: Yeti Fighter. The twist is that the polio was a cover-up, FDR was paralyzed by a Yeti breaking his back.
I wanna make a genuine yeti horror movie. I was thinking for cheap doing a fake found footage style would be best. I was thinking a fake lost attempt at everest. The environment is scary enough without being hunted and altitude sickness can become part of it. I have it all figured out
Yeah, there is definitely a hook of some Into Thin Air type of a thing where the protagonist has to plan out a further excursion up the mountain and against the altitude sickness and dangerous enough weather to kill the person even without the yeti, so that the yeti moves away from some bottleneck point and the protagonist can circle back and get behind them and have an opening for both moving further down the mountain and away from the yeti. You could really pull off a man vs nature and man vs man (yeti) dual antagonism that would work really well.
treason for reason
2reason2treason
Tr3son: dubai rift
Reason4treason
Mummy Wraps and Frankenfurtersteins: Haloween Home Cooking With Mistress Vixen Vonova
The Unholy Grail
Sequel: The Movie
Fire Ants
A Horse Named 🐎
The Capillary Effect (1973)
The Capillary Effect: Origins (2016)
Vanity Slayer
Surfboard
Sequel: The Movie
I am psyched psyched PSYCHED for this film
The film of the novel of the book of the novel
Birmingham by the sea. Its like Manchester by the sea but even more depressing
Farm 3: Revenge of the Field
Bad Assessor (It is a spiritual sequel to bad Lieutenant about an IRS agent that is doing a lot of coke and drugs and has tons of gambling debt that takes down a mob boss for tax evasion, like Capone)
Goon With the Wind
3 Fast 3 Furious
The Clothed Gun
Film at Eleven
Ocean’s Six-Seven
Bad crops
wipe free
Meet ‘n’ Fuck Kingdom
Wild and cold
Fatal Chain
Ghostpike
Before the Wall
Magnum Blue
Vertical Gaze
Switchboard 2
Somnium
Zqube
Slinky N’ Kinky
It’s actually a Toy Story ripoff about a fully functioning slinky and one with a few kinks in it meeting and becoming romantically and literally entangled on their quest down the stairs.
The Metaphorical
The Domain
Beyond logic
The Covfefe Effect
Todd Revanchist the Revengancer
A.L.L.E.G.O.R.Y
