me and the bad bitch i pulled by having like 10 braids in my hair

actually george soros’ DEI weather machines did that

wolfenstein 3d is actually a game about becoming mecha hitler

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9000 gallons of fresh water were boiled to generate that response

I’m surprised they didn’t spell it “waygu”

counterfeit tickets

yeah but beef tallow is the most unwoke and redpilled kind, so they have to use it

it’s an honor to duel a distinguished gentlethem and scholar such as yourself tips hat 🕵️

taking your grok-powered AI GF to the tesla diner where you can share a ketamalt milkshake and some epic bacon dipped in awesomesauce

it’s worth it if it’s fried in beef tallow

get out of here with your facts and logic, it’s almost as if elon is freakin epic amazeballs! 😂🤣

growing boobs so I can make my own on demand

first as a tragedy (ozzy) then as a farce (hulk hogan)

ymra eht nioj

it’s the most honorable death a landlord can have

theatrical ass presidency

it’s the conservative idea that “there is an outgroup that the law should bind and an ingroup the law should protect” but the ingroup is just themselves individually

the first few years were like the way the characters in snowpiercer describe the first few years on the train