I wonder why?
It’s his turn.

He was such a silly little guy
Perfect soyjak base
Get it twisted: Venezuela is a dictatorship and Maduro stole the elections; he rules with an iron fist. That’s why we can’t find anyone who actually has popular support.
Are they gonna try to clone Maduro because nobody else has popular support? Is that why they kidnapped him?
Installing Maduro as a dictator would be a god-tier bit.
Prediction: Trump keeps Maduro’s wife as a hostage and then sends him back to Venezuela with orders to privatize the oil industry, or else they will kill her. Pure Game of Thrones level strategy. Feudalism is back!
Honestly kidnapping the leader of a modern nation state and thinking that gets you anything is feudal brained.
FWIW even Machado isn’t claiming to be the leader of Venezuela. She’s saying that the opposition candidate who ran last election is the “undeniable” leader.
The media literally can’t get their story straight with her.
LET A THOUSAND GUAIDOS BLOOM
This is clearly something realpolitik that some goon told Trump in a meeting but his pudding brain can’t understand that he’s supposed to pretend that she’s actually super popular because the goal is to install her by force.
He’s salty about that Nobel prize
















