KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Trump threatens Mexico nextEnglish
11·7 days agoRipping copper out of the walls to give to the tech companies so they can build AI data centers to keep the economy from collapsing by propping up the AI bubble… And what happens when the bubble collapses?
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Chess man has an opinionEnglish
21·7 days agoThis is Texas every year. Except the rich people don’t even have the good taste to live in mansions, they all live in ugly McMansions. But at least the states’ electrical grid can take pride in its rugged individualism.
“Grok would like to sincerely apologize that our Grok-powered KillDrone3000 shot a full clip of bullets into those protesters. It was a failure of our safeguards and a violation of laws against murder. X-Robotics is reviewing to prevent future issues. Sincerely, Grok.”
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•World War WhoEnglish
11·18 days agoHurt by Nine Inch Nails starts playing
“Christmas. Christmas always reminds me of the smell of burning flesh…”
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Capitalism leads to innovation. Case in point: this new type of guy, who does Youtube reviews of unregulated gas station drugs.English
2·23 days agoYeah it’s down. Here’s his insta: https://www.instagram.com/grantharting/
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Turns out Larian also sucks [CW: racism, transphobia, sexual harassment]English
24·23 days agoTetris was the only ethical video game, developed by and for the proletariat.
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Capitalism leads to innovation. Case in point: this new type of guy, who does Youtube reviews of unregulated gas station drugs.English
10·24 days ago“Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?”
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Capitalism leads to innovation. Case in point: this new type of guy, who does Youtube reviews of unregulated gas station drugs.English
5·24 days agoNah, it’s clickbait. Sometimes rage bait.
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Slop.@hexbear.net•U.S.S.R. Collapses --> A bunch of stuff --> I feel just like Ryan GoslingEnglish
19·27 days agoI can’t make personalized porn anymore
Comrade, the first depictions of tentacle porn originated in 1814. You don’t need AI to fantasize. All you need is your imagination.
Link [HIGHLY NSFW]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Disney gonna implode lmaoEnglish
31·28 days agoBroke: Spiderman/Elsa brainrot.
Woke: AI-Generated Spiderman/Elsa brainrot.
Bespoke: destroying the economy and the environment to create custom-tailored 24-7 stream of VR AI-Generated Spiderman/Elsa brainrot.
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPto
Slop.@hexbear.net•This is the Slop version of mixing chocolate and peanut butter to make Reese's cups. Truly, the "Information Age" has ended and the "Brainrot Age" has begun.English
29·1 month agoOh yeah, the “Founding Fathers” were horrible, disgusting people. George Washington hired a bounty hunter to track down a teenage female slave who ran away from his household while he was president. American history textbooks are whitewashed as hell. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ona_Judge
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
technology@hexbear.net•This is InsanityEnglish
14·1 month agoBreaking Down Bad
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Games@hexbear.net•the Prime 4 discourse is fucking exhausting and I fucking hate itEnglish
4·1 month agoShe truly is the Graham Platner of video game characters.
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Games@hexbear.net•the Prime 4 discourse is fucking exhausting and I fucking hate itEnglish
3·1 month agoOther exceptional individuals (you could call them future petit boug hah hah) like Samus
So, is Samus a proletarian because she gets paid in “piecewise” wages by the Galactic Federation? Or is Samus petite bourgeoisie because she owns her own small (bounty hunting) business, owns her ship, and owns her power armor, etc.? I guess she’s part of the labor aristocracy, being a high-priced contractor, or even worse, part of the military-industrial complex…
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Games@hexbear.net•the Prime 4 discourse is fucking exhausting and I fucking hate itEnglish
5·1 month ago“Ahead Warp six-seven Mr. Sulu.”
“Ayo, pause captain Kirk, are you cappin’?”
“No cap on a stack Mr. Sulu, I’m cheesing for some alien huzz.”
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
chat@hexbear.net•The genocide of Tenochtitlan is actually one of the most horrifying things I have ever readEnglish
25·1 month agoDo you know what else makes me angry? As seen in the pictures on that website, Tenochtitlan was a city of rivers, canals, and widespread boat travel. It was a marvel of city design and environmental engineering. It was as iconic as Venice, and truly one of the wonders of the world.
But then Marvel made a movie, Eternals (2021), and for some reason had a scene depicting the fall of Tenochtitlan. Did they show the ancient city how it truly was? Did they pay any attention to historical accuracy whatsoever? No, as pointed out in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXZsAZE0MQ4 . In the movie, Tenochtitlan is in the middle of a jungle, and it is way smaller than in reality.
You spend $200,000,000 making a piece of shit movie and not one of those dollars was spent doing a google search of what Tenochtitlan actually looked like? And of course if a Marvel fight scene took place in Venice they would make SURE to have canals and gondolas in the scene, because portraying European cities correctly is of the utmost importance.

KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•"Mr. Mamdani, is it true you tried to have sex with women under 25 in your 30s?"English
51·2 months agoThe guy Zohran was running against resigned in disgrace because he faced over a dozed accusations of sexual assault.
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
Slop.@hexbear.net•Hate when the besties are fightingEnglish
7·2 months agoTime is a big apple.
KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.netto
technology@hexbear.net•Sam Altman’s pants are totally on fireEnglish
23·2 months agoI think making shit up is actually a decent path to making a lot of money.
See: scientology, psudoscience, every cult, every Multi-Level-Marketing scheme, and every pyramid scheme ever. Anyone want some tulips?
Prediction: Trump keeps Maduro’s wife as a hostage and then sends him back to Venezuela with orders to privatize the oil industry, or else they will kill her. Pure Game of Thrones level strategy. Feudalism is back!