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Eating endless chicken wings at the mobius strip club

She had to sell it for another big box of costco fireworks

Just gonna use a gmod dupe anyway

Except I’m probably gonna change male_07 to kirky for the bit, after all we ARE charlie kirk

type shit

If he can take on Secundus he can take on anyone

Our first polychrome president, we get a x1.5 mult on our gdp now I think idk

Hell yea bosski

The SiIvagunner rave mix from MAGfest earlier this month is already one of my fav vids of all time

butbutbut if people don’t get their treats in time they’re gonna (sniffle) be MEAN to us

Still remember that from the original VolPol automod message lmao

Also Cumming GA itself was a de facto sundown town up through the 90s

was too high to remember c/music was a thing but fuck it it’s too late for that now

Dilmuerte

Thinking back on it they DID give us moomins so there’s at least wisps of good things going for it idk

finland lmao

Guy shouting abt “YOU SHOULD’VE SHOT ANTEEFUH WHILE YOU WERE AT IT, UNFORTUNATELY YOU ONLY SHOT US INSTEAD”

Meanwhile a lady is shouting “I’LL NEVER VOTE AGAIN”, the hogs are telling the pigs that they’d roll the red carpet out for ANTEEFUH like im doing an impersonation of them lmfao

Some guy is “now” proudly proclaiming that “everything on earth will now be 50% off” and so many ppl there are (were) asking him his name and whether or not he’s a troll lmfao

We never talk abt how it took place while a 9/11’s worth of ppl were dying from covid every week so there’s no way any of these dupes went home or to jail without their lungs being under siege

Watching live coverage from then rn, one stream had some boomer lady get hyped abt a pepe cosplayer being there while the reporter on the pbs news feed recounted meeting a protestor admitting that he was just wandering around the fields because there wasn’t anything to do in the capitol

lmao at how I went from OH SHIT IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING when I woke up from my nap to learn jan 6 was happening to being instantly reminded of the deep incompetence of the entirety of the magasphere, we still remember you via getty :,(