A group of adventurers infiltrated his dungeon and slew him, but he will reform from his phylactery in 1d8 days
die you miserable old piece of shitCritical support for the injury.
Dare I say UNcritical support for the injury, that injury is my comrade.
hope it takes like 3 brutal weeks to kill him, if he dies without suffering I will be furious
Death to America
🎶 Baby, all I want for Christmas 🎶
First available dates I could find are September 2030.
no, not now, I can’t savour it in the middle of palestenian genocide
finger curls on the monkey’s paw
He will sit at the Golden Throne and a thousand souls would be sacrificed every day to keep him alive.
Henry Kissinger was trying to create his own Webway but suffered an injury when his psychic shield was broken by Magnus the Red.
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Reginald DesRoaches
Lol lmao, this isn’t a real name
Update 03/11/23 - A confidential source disclosed that the injury was due to the cultist removing his heart during the ritual to Mammon was sloppy in cutting open his rib cage. But Kissenger has been successfully changed into a lich and is expected to make a full recovery.
Sadly we all know when it finally happens the news will refer to him as “Nobel peace prize winner, Henry Kissinger” and talk about his hard work at peace activism; and you know what? When we’re all cheering from the rooftops and flying banners of many different countries he ruined, libs will be telling us to show respect for the dead, regardless of political disagreements
Sure, but will you let that lessen your enjoyment? Will it actually make you respect the dead? I will be in a good enough mood to withstand quite a lot of liberal handwringing, considering that we are talking about when Henry Kissinger is finally actually dead.
On the other hand even John Oliver has called for his death
Kissenger is the only one of us who will live to see world communism
Hexbear wouldn’t load for a second there, I assumed that meant the fucker’d finally croaked
lying about that is still a bannable offense i think
As it should be
What kind of Dickensian ass name is Reginald DesRoaches
he’s haitian
