ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]

China puts the first human being on Mars, who declares the dawn of the Red Century. Everyone claps and abandons capitalism.

My one regret in not having children is that I won’t possibly exist in the Gestalt consciousness of the saviour of humanity, the God Emperor Leto II Atreides

That is like 5% the weight of the Codex Gigas

Bush’s time out of office when that aired is pretty much the same as if they did that premise now about Obungler, and Ford showing up at the end is equivalent to Bush Jr if he’d been a single-termer

I’m weary of applying respectability standards anywhere, especially with something like funeral practices, but it does take real effort not to cringe at this

Jair Bolsonaro eat your heart out

We need somebody who can not only fly this plane, but who didn’t condemn Hamas for dinner.

It hasn’t been ethnically cleansed enough yet for them I guess

Pretty sure any new teams joining has to be signed off by at least like, 50 people with ‘von’ in their name

Call it Bench Disappearo

See it? Not sure.

Definitely going to happen though.

It’s only spent ~107 years as a unified country and caused so much of the world’s problems. Hell the most unified was when it included Austria, which was a 100% Nazi time period. 1991 was absolutely the farce to 1871’s tragedy.

It’s okay though cause we laundered it through the slightly less unpopular aid to Azov

In authoritarian china, the government and police don’t even subsidize riing cameras

Okay fine you can stop sending them jet fighters too

They associate him with Watergate, which brought The Office of The President of The United States ™ (swelling West Wing music in background) into disrepute.

Brb, doing this with The Silmarillion

Chaser peaked with CNNNN

The cis people version of this thought also exists, but it’s just to like, change the size