“Yes, but that’s good, you do understand that’s good for society, right?”
A lot of people fearing they might also get “randomly” murdered because somebody shot their CEO makes for a fucking terrible judicial argument as per terror charges. Like I’m sure it’ll fly but that’s just a precedent for everything being terrorism now, you just gotta find enough scared suburbians 30 miles away to attest that they all feel like they’re next because they saw it on the news to prove this was terrorism.
That’s been the entire point drumming up fear about Terrorism since the term was coined. Anything done to disturb the status quo will always be labeled as terrorism by those in power
“change comes through elections and we fully control the elections. now shut up and make me some money!”
Imagine identifying more with a millionaire CEO ghoul than his victims
Couldn’t be me
How many degrees of abstraction before you land on a terrorism charge is pretty much the entire criminal justice system at this point, I guess.
But that’s exactly what terror is supposed to be
Funnily enough, after that CEO got iced a bunch of Libs online kept posting about how the real culprit for rising healthcare costs are providers not insurers.
Okay, so I guess I should go shoot my pediatrist?
Imagine thinking that evil people being scared to do evil shit is a bad thing.
UHC employees were afraid to sign letters denying insurance coverage
good, they should be
He terrorized us into providing medical coverage!Luigi straight up saved thousands of lives by just one action. Now imagine how many lives can be saved when we kill more CEO’s
Sounds good! Show us how it’s done… Unless of course you just want “other people” to do it.
Your honor, in my defense… Sarcasm. Case dismissed? Pwease?
I’m planning something big. For the
here, it’s def not 
It’s all “right to work” and “you don’t like it? Leave” until it doesn’t benefit them.
New bit: Sue the porks for their failure to make enough jobs despite having the wealth to do so because they are denying the masses “the right to work”.
One application, one job. Demanding qualifications is discrimination.
“Hello yes, I am applying for your position.”“Okay, here’s your ID badge and first paycheck. Thanks for the promotion, queen!”
If you get at least 100 applicants on a listing and don’t accept 1 in a month, that’s an extra % paid in taxes that year.
100 applicants, 100 hired employees for that position.
Fuck it, we have 17 CEOs now.
Terrorism is when you are too scared to kill for money
If that’s the bar for terrorism, there are millions of people afraid their insurance will not cover routine or life saving procedures.
That’s ‘terrorism’ then, right?
No, not like that!
Publishing ‘Killing CEO terrorized entire company into doing good things’ just to nail this one dude is not the win they think this is
They’re gonna make this a show trial arent they
Absolutely. That insane perp walk was the confirmation of that.
Possibly the most asinine and detached decision any party has ever made. They are going to lose that show.
"From the effect on other employees to the reduction in claim denials and stock price, it is clear that Luigi’s acts were terrorism!
…ack, damn Patriot Act mandated auto-correct…
Terrific! Luigi’s acts were terrific!"Oh no less people are gonna die. What a stupid society
More you to the wall 
