yea, sounds like something you would carry with you to the attack.
KILL CHILDREN written over it with a large red marker
ARABS RULE graffiti about to spotted soon
I bet they copied those Super Mutant Orders from Fallout 4 directly.
Officials believe Hamas specifically chose the school because, as marked on the giant Loony Toons map titled TERRORISM PLANS, there are the most kids to eat there.
Hamas seen constructing a tiny guillotine to speed up infant decapitation ops.
(they thought maybe a paring knife would work but they kept cutting their fingers due to the necessary speed of the task)
“hol up just lemme equip my map so I can place a compass marker on the next quest objective”
🙄
map of a neighbourhood with the huge-ass school circled in red “THIS SCHOOL - NOT THE OTHER ONE” and in the margins “REMEMBER TO KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE” because I can be trusted with a gun but not with retaining basic information.
Fumbling to open the top secret laminated document while in a firefight with the IOF “WAIT GUYS I HAVE TO CHECK IF WE’RE SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM OR NOT GUYS WAIT WAIT TIME OUT TIME OUT”
If you open the map in the middle of combat, it pauses everything. Maybe Hamas is just full of gamers and had a misconception about how real life works?
Tbh westerners will find it believable because we give guns to people like that all the time
Repeating my comment from the mega:
On a holiday weekend?
Let they who had not forgotten a holiday weekend cast the first stone.
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naturally the most intelligent place for top secret orders is in the pockets of your front line troops
Top secret documents. You know, the type of documents that frontline fighters would carry around
This will work on Americans because it will remind them of Call of Duty.
Did they also find a baggy of pot on the bodies?
People say the Arabic on these pages is an obvious google translate job, like almost unreadable
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Hamas is evidently a fan of WKUK’s Careful Commandos bit
Wait what is this even remotely based on? Was there even a school involved in the Hamas attack?
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