Are they related to Gooners?
Is there going to be a Wankie/Gooner war?
Wankies are the people who supported sending in the volcel p*lice to suppress the coomer rebellion
Despicable! Somebody think of the poor coomers!
It must have been a tough fight versus the Masochism Division.
Am just reminded of that post about a bunch of leather clad masochists charging a police riot line yelling “yes hurt me more daddy” at the cops causing absolute panic and chaos among their ranks
if anyone needs me I’ll be in the wank chamber
cum each according to their ability
When I was a kid there was this Country song about a dude being horny for his wife or girlfriend and how she could inspire him “all she has to do is just gimme that wink.”
But because of the twangy dialect it sounds like “wank.”
Needless to say once I learned what wank meant I thought it was the peak of funny to sing along to it.
I dunno but I now want to use it to be as meaningless a term as ‘tankie’. In my eyes, a ‘wankie’ is now anyone who disagrees with 110% ultra-Stalinist communism where all citizens must wear a ushanka at all times.
Watch out for the Wankie triad btw, Lemmyworld, Midwest and shitjustworks. Bloody Wankie echo chambers I tell you
I’m a wankie and a wankie I is
White Tankie.
But they repeat themselves.
do they? i’m sure they think all those maoist-third worldists are tankies
They reserve the actual slurs and weird racial essentialism for them.
This taglines need to be sourced tbh
They are pretty funny out of context though
im sorry i need my humour to be dialectical as well
This taglines
need to be sourced tbhput down with extreme prejudiceisoData.site_res.taglines.flatMap((obj, index) => { const {local_site_id = _, ...tagline} = obj; return tagline.content.toLowerCase().includes("wankie") ? Object.assign({number: index + 1}, tagline) : []; })There you go, source to can confirm the tagline exists /s
The output in my console was:
Array [ {…} ] 0: Object { number: 1569, id: 1299739, content: "Oh sweet summer child. You think they’re the only ones that spread misinformation? Wankies aren’t much different than tankies. But whatever makes you sleep at night.\n", … }WTF?! Are all possible taglines are included in the response and only one is chosen client side? How dare the admins waste bandwidth like that.
bourgeois decadence smdh
Are all possible taglines are included in the response
Yep, if you just want to read them all, you can use:
isoData.site_res.taglines.map(x => x.content)
Wankies do help me sleep at night tbf
It’s such an old-fashioned term, but a beautiful term
it’s uh it’s uhh it’s uuh it’s uh :
Yankees that like to wank
whale tankies
I
standswim with our anti-capitalist orca brethren
Pointless leftist infighting! All an-cs against the bankies hankie-pankie!
