American antipope
When will the Woke Pope liberate us from our oppressors?!
The Pope should excommunicate everyone and set himself up for a way less crowded heaven. Also it would be funny
Can’t wait for American Catholics to come up with Protestantism 2
American catholicism is already a lot like lutheranism. It’s almost unrecognizable to other catholic countries.
They’ll just elect Biden as anti-pope
American Orthodox
Francis if you excommunicate all the genocidaires I will immediately renounce atheism and become a Catholic, to the delight of my dear departed granny Edith (my great grandmother’s name changed to protect the innocent, AKA, me) (and the endless frustration of my evangelical mother who had a “prophetic vision” that I would one day return to Christianity, but who considers Catholics to be crypto pagans.)
Send his ass straight to hell Frankie
You know what? I’ll join you too. My grandparents will shine and my MAGA evangelical brother will seethe.
If your evangelical mother views Catholics as “real” Christians that would be the real wild bit.
pope francis excommunicates the U.S. ruling class and all self-proclaimed “tradcaths”.
think the Vatican’s platoon of Swiss Guard can acquire anti-drone defenses in time?
There are already talk in the vatican about purging the American catholic clergy for being too reactionary.
Every Christian denominations landing on the American soil will eventually become orthodox Christianity
Evangelical you mean?
Evangelical is just poor man orthodox. both are Christo fascists, at least the orthodox don’t rent a half finished basement and call it a church
America gets the distorted version of the distortion, as tradition.
Getting ready for a thousand op-eds about how “israel” has a right to defend itself after they drone strike the vatican.
Can’t believe even the pope supports hummus now smh
I assume there are all kinds of weird treaties around Vatican City being its own state, but he’s apparently able to drop these bars with impunity and they have some serious moneys… There are ways they could get involved. Would be hilarious if a series of events leads to Mossad assassinating this guy.
I assume Mossad is seething and desperately wants to. I’d 100% believe that they’d start pushing on social media how the pope is a communist anti-semite.
So far he’s all words and no action so they don’t need to expend their resources on him
I’ve always been a big supporter of Hummus. Easy to make, cheap, healthy, vegan-friendly and goes well with anything.
1000% hope he does it his last day as president for the extra laugh
