Quick! Someone check if he said anything about the Lion of Damascus!

Edit: Found it, there is no escaping the curse.

My late night kerbal game be like:

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Why tho? A consolation presidency would be the most embarassing thing in the world.

You know what? Do it. Unlimited embarassment on Harris and her team.

I finally found a song I’ve been trying to find for years. “Mama Soul” by Harold Alexander. It’s a certified bop.

During the minute of silence for the flood in Valencia the israelis were also booing and setting off fireworks.

Context: K-Money calls Trump to concede.

Peeking into the blessed timeline, El Psy Congoroo.

They respectfully ask him to step down, get ignored, and do nothing. Then ask for donations.

They were writin’ in Biden.

“Joe Bidet? Never heard of him.”

Cast soul trap on target for 1 second.

Raise acrobatics 100 points on self for 1 second.

Cast about 10 times.

Become Tarhiel.

This election is just about who I want to see eat shit more and I can’t decide.

I always wonder if the people making these shitty slogans, merch, or the campaign as a whole actually think they’re savvy and brilliant like an epic Sorkin character, or if it’s just cynical punching the clock “let’s do 2016 again so we don’t have to govern” stuff. It probably just depends on the person I guess.

This new Steins;Gate looks dope.