Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression 🙃

Shhh let’s not nitch-say on them to the IA-Cay

That’s cultural appropriation you stinky

Well, someone has to pay to keep the land off of poor people.

And meat after all that feed gets tariffed.

We gotta keep doing this or Trump will get elected

who the fuck is scraeming “READ THEORY” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never read theory

in/nit

Ugh they keep coming up with new british genders

I have no son. And possibly no daughter

Do they really have to expose us to their lifestyle like that? How will I explain this to my kids

But they float in a pool, right? That’s safety, baby

My first reaction was “Ouch”. My second reaction was “yeah of course that’s a thing”

Pool toys, like inflatables? I guess that’s one way to practice safe sex

I, too, highly mistrust Bloomberg. Are you a mayor or a newspaper you weirdo

As long as it’s a shitload of beans on tomato paste, I’ll eat that slop.

Few decades late, but, hey, at least we got there after continuing to deny it would start looking bad.

Just own up to it, it’s not like US people have ever cared that they’ve been kidnapping and torturing people. Should be fine as long as they’re from the scary races.

History is dead. Long live History