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    3 months ago

    “Women will have the greatest rights. The best I’ve ever seen. There’s this guy, I think his name is Mullah Omar. I told him ‘Mullah, women needs their rights. They need to be able to go to the supermarket, and take children to the park.’ Mullah told me ‘You’re right Donald. Women need to do things… they need to contribute.’ Mullah is a good friend of mine. I said ‘Mullah, bah-dulah, acka-dulah. We’re good friends. We need to talk about women’s rights’ and he said ‘You’re right, Donald.’ That’s why I’m fixing the middle east while I fix America!”

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    The biggest rights, the best rights, I know all the rights. Some say I have the best rights. The biggest and best rights, oh yes, rights you have never seen before.

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        Absolutely, but unfortunately I did not give you the right to speak after me, so would you please follow this big, strong officer while I tell these fine folks about all the rights I am going to steal from them. What a weird guy right? Speaking of weird, you know I have never been called weird before? It’s weird right? Well not really, I am a very normal person.

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          9/10, the only thing keeping it from a perfect 10 is my complete straightforward understanding of what you’re saying. Ramble more, he’s good at that.

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        I now have two cat lady for Kamala shirts. Wore pearls and converse today. And I’m in deep red zone of TN. Loud and proud. We are everywhere! 😁

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    The fact that he has to explicitly and publicly state that shows his much his campaign feels they are in trouble. Not saying he won’t win, given how many rabid followers he has. But comments like this indicates they are treading water getting their message across to undecideds right now.

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    Me: Tell us how, Donny. Share with us your specifics of policy and plan that will make this happen.

    Trump: 20 minutes of rambling about billions of Mexicans pouring over our borders and how mean Kamala is to him

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      And another 20 minutes rambling about people telling him “he’s a weird, rambling creep”.

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    Holy snapping duckshit, what a weird fucking thing to say.

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    Politicians should be fined $100k+ every time they tell a lie, and if they tell more than three, then they’re ejected from their roles and disqualified for life.