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KingJalopy
I’m the king. Of jalopies.
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Cake day: July 14th, 2023
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Do you really wanna bang heads with him?
His face but fatter and less makeup
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•This doesn't look like Albuquerque
8·9 months agoDamnit bugs, I’m a doctor, not an Elmer
No one really knows. Some even say it doesn’t exist.
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
That’s bad mojo there
And comes on them
That would take forever
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•US officials forced to share bald JD Vance meme by denying tourist’s claim he was denied entry over photoEnglish
3·9 months agoI’m American. I’ll always take the easy way.
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•US officials forced to share bald JD Vance meme by denying tourist’s claim he was denied entry over photoEnglish
6·9 months agoSounds expensive. Maybe I can just get a tan and get myself deported?
Flat. Like soda left out.
“I love everything about nights but I can’t stand the day, the sun melts calmness away.”
-Bracket
I thought the odd numbers were always awesome what has happened??
KingJalopy @lemm.eeto
movies@piefed.social•Mel Brooks turns 99: the comedy icon’s best films – ranked!
3·9 months agoTitle nearly scared the shit out of me
What goes up must always come down





Do you mean audibly gasping?