I remember a post on Reddit about someone putting an ad brake in the middle of a “white noise for sleeping” video.

This picture is as timeless as non pizza with left beef.

I’m working night shifts abroad from my friends. So I’m drinking alone and start before sunrise.

True for me. When I first started watching Star Trek I hated Lwaxana. By the time I was on a second watch of TNG o was like “Fuck yeah, a Lwaxana episode”.

Looking down at the US is actually the norm for other countries.

At least until 2029.

It’s not really a dialogue when one person just tells another what to do.

Which one should I join for funny or time killing content?

Bashir and Garak, definitely.

And bitter as reality itself.

Fuck that, that’s too difficult. I will continue to self-destruct, thank You very much.

Just wait for another pandemic.

Diabetes, please do your job.

He will have the biggest ego in the history of the world.

I also have one of those. This is the only watch running correctly in my house.

Bold of You to assume it was ever running correctly.

She could wear a trash bag if she’s this cute, I’m still going out with her.

According to this theory, if I make Buldag ramen using boiling Listerine, it will be tasteless.

Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women’s orgasm is a myth.

If Trump were president, he would playfully bite teenaged girls in the neck.