vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-23 days agoMETA: What are your favorite shower thoughts?plus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareMETA: What are your favorite shower thoughts?plus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square10fedilink
UltraHamster64@lemmy.world · 1 hour agoYou could probably get electrical energy that is needed to run a gym (lights, accountant pc, vending machine) if you just install generators in all of this gym's exercise equipmentplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down14
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareYou could probably get electrical energy that is needed to run a gym (lights, accountant pc, vending machine) if you just install generators in all of this gym's exercise equipmentplus-squareUltraHamster64@lemmy.world · 1 hour agomessage-square7fedilink
Zeon@lemmy.world · edit-27 hours agoThe lead singer of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, could've heard about the GNU/Linux operating system.message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down19
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareThe lead singer of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, could've heard about the GNU/Linux operating system.Zeon@lemmy.world · edit-27 hours agomessage-square13fedilink
ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoTheOnion doesn't need to make an Elon nazi salute edit. message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down16
arrow-up1138arrow-down1message-squareTheOnion doesn't need to make an Elon nazi salute edit. ViscloReader@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
eqirhx@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 hours agoSomeone giving you a 5 hour energy, energy drink, aspirin, or ibuprofen is fine - but them giving you a caffeine pill seems sketchy.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down16
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareSomeone giving you a 5 hour energy, energy drink, aspirin, or ibuprofen is fine - but them giving you a caffeine pill seems sketchy.eqirhx@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square10fedilink
sgibson5150@slrpnk.net · 3 days agoAlchemists misunderstood both chemistry and economicsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1143arrow-down17
arrow-up1136arrow-down1message-squareAlchemists misunderstood both chemistry and economicsplus-squaresgibson5150@slrpnk.net · 3 days agomessage-square37fedilink
Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · edit-23 days agoI wonder what people did before baby foodplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down115
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareI wonder what people did before baby foodplus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square28fedilink
Allero@lemmy.today · 2 days agoTime is one of the few everyday things we can measure, but cannot significantly alterplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down12
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareTime is one of the few everyday things we can measure, but cannot significantly alterplus-squareAllero@lemmy.today · 2 days agomessage-square11fedilink
Allero@lemmy.today · 2 days agoThe most likely days for birthday celebrations are (presumably) 1st of March and 28th of Februaryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down17
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareThe most likely days for birthday celebrations are (presumably) 1st of March and 28th of Februaryplus-squareAllero@lemmy.today · 2 days agomessage-square25fedilink
eqirhx@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agoThe random unflushed turd floating in a public bathroom might have bacteria in it that would improve your health or cure your depression.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down120
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareThe random unflushed turd floating in a public bathroom might have bacteria in it that would improve your health or cure your depression.plus-squareeqirhx@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square23fedilink
LouNeko@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoIf you give Medusa a tight hug before looking into her eyes she will forever be trapped by your stone body wrapped around her.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1347arrow-down11
arrow-up1346arrow-down1message-squareIf you give Medusa a tight hug before looking into her eyes she will forever be trapped by your stone body wrapped around her.plus-squareLouNeko@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square50fedilink
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 3 days agoIf the Bizarro Universe existed we would be the universe where everything is Bizarre.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down14
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareIf the Bizarro Universe existed we would be the universe where everything is Bizarre.NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square6fedilink
Black History Month@lemmy.world · 2 days agoCapitalism is the literal exploitation of humanismplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down125
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareCapitalism is the literal exploitation of humanismplus-squareBlack History Month@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square8fedilink
Ponygirl42@lemmy.wtfEnglish · edit-24 days agoThe revolution is inevitable. we need to make it opensource!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down112
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareThe revolution is inevitable. we need to make it opensource!plus-squarePonygirl42@lemmy.wtfEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square51fedilink
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days agoImagine we'd meet with sentient, cultural and civilisational aliens, but we'd find each other boringplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down14
arrow-up177arrow-down1message-squareImagine we'd meet with sentient, cultural and civilisational aliens, but we'd find each other boringplus-square5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days agomessage-square36fedilink
ramble81@lemm.ee · 5 days agoThis world is turning out less like the movie Idiocracy and more like the series Continuum.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down19
arrow-up1200arrow-down1message-squareThis world is turning out less like the movie Idiocracy and more like the series Continuum.plus-squareramble81@lemm.ee · 5 days agomessage-square92fedilink
Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip · 5 days agoDo you think vampires shit themselves when they get turned?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down19
arrow-up1156arrow-down1message-squareDo you think vampires shit themselves when they get turned?plus-squareMaven (famous)@lemmy.zip · 5 days agomessage-square42fedilink
Haus@kbin.earth · 6 days agoInstead of throwing scoops of sodium chloride on the snow and ice, I'd much rather use pure sodium.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down111
arrow-up1118arrow-down1message-squareInstead of throwing scoops of sodium chloride on the snow and ice, I'd much rather use pure sodium.plus-squareHaus@kbin.earth · 6 days agomessage-square31fedilink
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days agoThe inside of a snowman could be warmer than the outside.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down12
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareThe inside of a snowman could be warmer than the outside.plus-squareGrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square12fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-27 days agoThe 90s were an innocent time where the idea of a guy removing a rib in order to suck himself off was the most outrageous thing we could imagine.message-squaremessage-square124fedilinkarrow-up1408arrow-down132
arrow-up1376arrow-down1message-squareThe 90s were an innocent time where the idea of a guy removing a rib in order to suck himself off was the most outrageous thing we could imagine.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-27 days agomessage-square124fedilink