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…is this gain?

A very good American.

“No! No! My employer shouldn’t be paying me a living wage, the people I serve should be paying me my living wage! My employer is categorically not at all responsible for paying me!”

— you, a very wonderful person, and a damned good American!

Ask and you shall receive, smash and the window will be shattered unto you

[Oktoberfest has entered the chat]

Awesome! I also just started playing Hades, which you may want to check out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hades_(video_game)?wprov=sfti1

I can vouch for nearly all of the suggestions in this thread, and suggest one I haven’t seen: Vampire Survivors. I’m not one much for anything to do with vampires, but the mechanics with this one are really pretty good.

If you’ve ever seen bullet hell games like Touhou, it’s kind of like that, but you are the bullet hell. You also only have one real control during the action part of the game and that is to move your character around the non-stop enemy swarms that come at you.

Your character has a weapon and automatically uses that weapon without any input from you, and as you kill enemies, you collect gems that allow you to upgrade that weapon that constantly fires. You also get chances for other item and weapons upgrades with the intent to learn their “unions” (a la The Binding of Isaac) where items work together to create fantastical “bullet heaven” screen-clearing destruction.

There’s probably a wiki about it, but it’s really pretty damn good.

Fuck you, salads are awesome. Eat a good salad, realize you’re an idiot, and apologize to the universe for being an idiot.

messing about with the fruit

You make it sound as though they’re meth addicts feverishly trying to breed a grapefruit with a lionfish and a carburetor lol

The lemon is a hybrid of the bitter orange and citron.

Your thoughts on the lobster?

“Fuck those assholes. Mean, ugly, brutish pieces of shit that are an affront to ocean-dwelling creatures everywhere, and a putrid abomination to life as a whole. They should be ruthlessly hunted to extinction and the mere knowledge of their very existence eradicated along with them.”

…okay, then.

Hmmm. Taco fish, you say. Can’t say I envision the Japanese using them for sushi, but who knows

Well, their quality of life just vastly improved

“It took me a hundred thousand years to escape the prison of a motherfucking star, and you have the gall to complain about your little ice cream cone melting?!

Fuck you.”

Me: well when you put it like that

Republicans are grubby, filthy pieces of shit.

Conservatives are immoral.

Christians are child-sacrificing, pedophilic ghouls.

——

Test the algorithm with these and see what happens.

Always was.

Sounds like we should develop plans to identify and target the heritage foundation.

The both, why not?

Dude really shouldn’t have hit the wall that fast, but I’m glad he did lol

This person attentions to detail