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They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.

It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.

Hmm. I’ll take it.

Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

That barely qualifies as a start. They have a long way to go.

I’ve never eaten fugu, but I can understand the concept. In the same vein, I’ve never piloted a space shuttle, and yet I can still speak authoritatively to some of its most obvious aspects. One need not always experience a thing directly to be able to make reasonable inferences about that thing.

That’s one way to demonstrate that you didn’t read the article.

You don’t mess with the Zohran.

French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

Outfuckingstanding response! 🫡!

Agreed. I’m not about to 1) pollute Antarctica and 2) give these inhuman ghouls the courtesy of an eventually painless death.

Conservigrants: we’re still better than them.

which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

I don’t know about millions, but at least a few thousand have never had reason to consider the moon being an allergen to them. Fuckin weirdos. Bet money next month you’ll see labeling on food saying “Moon-free!” or “This item contains no more than 0.1% moon” or some such hippy bullshit.

Ah! Right you are.

isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

People walking past the restaurant: why the hell is their sign backwards?

Yeah, but you’re poor in style.

At least one cherry grower in the Mattawa area has already lost about 300 bins, each weighing between 350 and 400 pounds, said Erik Zavala, a horticulturist and director of field staff for Wenatchee-based Blue Bird Inc., which is a grower-owned cooperative of hundreds of family farms.

“People watch the news,” Zavala said, referring to masked federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents detaining persons off the street. “It’s definitely having an impact.

“I don’t care about that stuff. I just know that this is affecting the growers directly whether they are Democrat or Republican or whatever. These growers will lose a lot of money and are risking losing their farms because of a lack of labor.”

There’s your fucking problem. You care about the fucking money, and not about the lives of those making it for you.

According to theto pic, they’re chocolate and cinnamon creme flavored.

Yes.