No matter how sassy your reply is if it is on twitter you’re part of the problem.

I don’t want 1 hour shipping. I want charming niche shops and fabs where the employees are treated well and able to serve higher quality products, and repair things when they occasionally break.

They can’t even meet their estimated shipping dates 3 days out. Whenever I choose the non 2-day option. They delay it an additional day beyond the estimate. With out fail.

Really. Nobody asked for this.

We used to have 2 day shipping. Now I’m lucky to get stuff the same week with prime. Price decrease? Nope price increase. Amazon sucks.

How many deliveries can they do on their 1 hour lunch break?!

I’d like Amazon broken up.

I haven’t ordered from them in a couple years, I think. They make a stupid amount of money from AWS so me spending $10 elsewhere isn’t a big deal, but it feels worthwhile.

Also, I live in a livable city. A lot of things I can just walk outside and get in under an hour.

I want my Amazon packages delivered by the USPS again. They showed up way earlier in the day, and without slave labor

nah, what would jeff bozo do if he didn’t make another billion dollars? We can’t have him GASP LOSING MONEY!

I’d rather they take their time and deliver with care.

I don’t care about one hour shipping. Aren’t those workers overworked as it is?

I don’t want one hour lunch, I want to go home a half hour early

There’s nothing wrong with 5-7 buisness days, or 3-5. Whichever. We can go to the store if it’s an emergency.

I want my widgets as fast as possible. If they have to poop in bottles so be it.

I would easily trade this. I already get same day shipping, give them the hour for sure.