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  • MAGAs are cowards at their core, afraid of EVERYTHING, and they always vote for a tough guy to protect them. He doesn’t really have to be a tough guy, they can be weak-ass loser like Bush or Trump, but the MAGAs are such simpering cowards that they think that’s what a tough guy looks and sounds like.

    Meanwhile, EVERYBODY else knows he would go down hard with the first punch, tuck into the fetal position and cry. When he goes down, kick him in the ass real hard. Make him blurt out a pathetic painful yelp.


  • I lost 100 pounds, and I’m still dropping, without any drugs. My strategy:

    • Stop all soft drinks. Ice water, mostly, occasionally a Waterloo Peach, 0 calories/sugar. I will sometimes have a beer for dinner.

    • Eat whatever you want, but only when hungry, and only until not hungry. Serve small portions or half a sandwich. If you find yourself staring into the fridge, wondering what looks good, you aren’t hungry, you’re bored. Go do something else.

    • Distract yourself. My Dad quit smoking in the 80s with a Rubik’s Cube, picking it up whenever he had a craving. I did it with the guitar. Every time I had a craving, I picked up the guitar.

    Just those three easy rules, and I lost 100+ pounds, and learned to play the guitar at the same time. You could lift weights, learn a language, write a book, go running, knit, or anything else.










  • I once had an argument with a MAGA who told me that NYC has always LOVED Trump, and that he’s the “King of New York.” He actually said that.

    I told him that I guessed he isn’t from NYC, because I am a New Yorker-in-law, and can definitively say that New Yorkers despise him, and further they have always despised him, and further, they have always deeply resented that somehow he represents NYC to many in the world. Turns out I was right, he’d never been to NYC. He was just repeating nonsense from the Conservative Propaganda Machine.

    Trump is hated more in NYC, than probably anywhere else. His own home town despises him.