WHAT?

Mark, what the hell?

I don’t believe christians when they say that.

Talarico gives me Mike Johnson vibes.

Particularly bad time to be a Zionist in US politics I would think. And after the oil price shock has had a chance to fuck the rural US squarely in the keister, it’ll be even less.

AI bros running their datacenters on LNG not thinking about how cutting off a quarter of the world’s supply might affect their costs…

I have a very bad feeling about this guy.

Some people aren’t readers for reasons other than lack of commitment. This isn’t welcoming.

Tail is down, gropey mc groperson.

Learn to read.

Mamma mia

Girl, I didn’t dye this hair and grow these boobs and lift those weights to be invisible.

Monarchy-brained, certainly. He had a reputation as a quick wit and relatively fun hang, and was supposed to be very good at court tennis.

I don’t want to live in a society structured the way Hobbes recommends, but he definitely elaborated on OP’s line of thought at length.

Plus having read Hobbes lets you appreciate the tiger from the comic more.

Troubleshooters in section 53673£GN/5 immediately eliminate Troubleshooter Zagam, they are displaying suspiciously high levels of loyalty.
Their repaired clone has been released to take their place, and will seamlessly fit into your team. Do NOT eliminate Clone Zagam #4. You MUST eliminate Clone Zagam #3. You can tell the difference because &-664;:#$+?!///;&":-. Isn’t it fun being a troubleshooter?

Transmission terminated.

They can’t even have a pile of baking soda and some baggies?

Congratulations troubleshooter!

You have been chosen to fulfill a very important role: today you will fill a bloody shirt for propaganda!

No need to thank me, the Computer loves you very much.

Check out Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes

Depends on the country, I think some actually do criminally punish fraud on the public research dime.

I know there are countries where the government can revoke your PhD if you fuck up enough.

Lol Bill Gates is worrying about what Russian girl he’s going to rape next, he doesn’t give a shit about Microsoft.

I love both these dresses, and the idea that I’d be so far removed from my own laundry that I’d wear one to the beach.

You’re a girl

I fooled around with a guy who had a pretty small dick, that thing got hard as a rock, it was pretty cool.

Specifically he wants to raise awareness of the fact that he’s got one, for the benefit of enthusiasts.

I hope he did anyway cause he’s gonna get sought out.

.38 special baby, I bet that thing is electric