No one knows what magnets are but China has all the magnets and they’re being very unfair to us with the magnets, okay?
Gonna assume this is the verbatim quote
Edit: it’s actually not far off
I am Magneto - Master Of Magnet!Magxito

And don’t talk to a scientist, those motherfuckers lyin and gettin me pissed
woop woop

The dark enlightenment to dark carnival pipeline.
Someone with good photo editing skillz should make trump a Juggalo
No. Juggalos have been firm in opposition to fascism for quite a while. Don’t slander them.

wtf insane clown pose is based? i think i need to lie down
yeah, in 2017 the Proud Boys were holding a rally in DC the same time the Juggalos were there to protest their designation as a gang.
The Juggalos openly said “we hate racists, we see any Proud Boys and we’ll fucking end em”.
I used to mock them, now I think they’re more trustworthy than half the leftist groups in the US.

close enuf?
he really is the perfect representation of america lmao
“Nobody knows what a magnet is, can ya believe it…they’re still trying to figure it out. I know what a magnet is, but I’m not going to tell you.”

I talked to a special someone, oh, maybe you know him? Mr. Bill Nye the science guy, that’s right, and he told me - and only me, how magnets work and I won’t tell you in the media since you treat me so rude, like no one has ever seen before ever quite frankly.

He knows he’s gonna lose Michigan unless he can court the juggalo vote
It’s really funny how he’s been on about magnets for this term now
I remember earlier this year when he said they were invented like 20 years ago
Did he really say that?
I slightly misremembered the exact quote, which was
“You know, China intelligently went and they sort of took a monopoly of the world’s magnets, and nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago, ‘Let’s all do magnets,’” Trump continued.
‘Let’s all do magnets,’" Trump continued.
I’m dying here. why does this asshole have to be so funny, it makes me hate him more for laughing
REAL PATRIOTS KNOW THAT IF YOU PUT MAGNETS IN WATER THEY DONT WORK ANYMORETrump is gonna join Insane Clown Posse.
ohhhhh, that actually explains his face paint!
Trump tomorrow holding a press conference to let everyone know that “mommy’s tummy is where the baby grows” but “nobody” is aware how “it got in.” He then clarified, “the baby, it got in there.”

someone showed Trunt the ICP meme
Juggalo Trump Juggalo Trump
He don’t wanna talk to a scientist. That’s why he hired RFK Jr.
John Magnetism invented them in like the 1990s. Trump should know about them.























