Comrade_Mushroom [comrade/them]

Turns out the fakest part about Roland Emmerich movies wasn’t the aliens or the moon crashing after all, but rather that anyone with power would actually give a shit about any of it happening.

Well, not really, but sort of. I’m right handed, but for whatever reason, I write like I’m left handed.

Arts and crafts. Like, if I have to glue something it will definitely be messy. I can’t sow for shit. Can’t cut things in a straight line, ever.

If the need to do this sort of thing arises, I hand it off to someone else.

loved ones say you’re both straightforward and challenging corruption and broken gov

“uhhh yeah like, my aunt told me you were legit so like, I’m with you sis, ride or die”

I hear shit like this from people IRL all the time. The fact that an enormous sum of people make decisions that (they believe) are critically important because they heard one thing from a person they know or from the TV is what confirms for me that humanity deserves its impending demise.

Depends on the ep, and if you’re interested in getting some information on a topic you might be interested in with a whole lot of silliness intermixed. But like with anything else, if their sense of humor isn’t your thing, it’s not gonna click.

I recommend picking an episode that seems to talk about something you think might be interesting and go from there, just go in expecting a fair bit of goofiness and not a hard-facts-only-no-jokes style joint. The Musk episodes were good for exposing exactly what kinds of cons he gets up to, and I intend to go back and listen to them for a refresher since he’s somehow still viewed favorably by… people…

Alright FIRST of all, Fire has to go to whip because a flaming whip looks badass, 100%

Second, Darkness goes to Dagger because like, duh

Third, Light goes to Sword because it’s for normies and it’s boring

Fourth, Nature goes to Claws because cats have claws and they’re from nature (trust me my cat taught me this he has claws)

Fifth, Ice goes to Shield because you can constantly replenish your Shield as it’s damaged

Sixth, Poison goes to Spear in honor of my boy, Prince O’Brien (pour one out)

Seventh, Thunder goes to Bow because that’s just sick, you hit an arrow and it’s like CHAKOOOOM POW

Eighth, and seriously what the fuck is wrong with y’all, OBVIOUSLY Earth goes to Hammer, I will not budge on this

Ninth, Wind goes to Axe because it goes WOOFSHH when you swang it

Tenth, Water goes to Knuckles because they’re both terrible weapons in comparison to the rest

my cat is very cozy on atop the dresser in this room

he looks like he doesn’t know what to do with his arm and can’t decide between cleaning it, hanging it off the edge, and tucking it underneath him

but he has very blinky eyes and looks real sleeby

I have like 3 of them! All but the super rare gold or whatever one! All I want is my squat frogplant boy

What I really want is an EX Venusaur, I been waiting for one of those bad boys almost since the game dropped and it would be something fun to run that isn’t the Mewtwo maelstrom I’ve been playing against so far.

It needs retuning, and probably also a hard limit on 1 EX card per deck. I don’t wanna see the same ultra rare card that somehow everyone already has over and over and over and over. I wanna see Golduck! I wanna see Sandslash! I wanna see Vileplume! Down with the bourgeoisie, overpowered-by-design cards! Let rise the struggling Wigglytuffs of the working class!

holy fuck I need to log off

holy shit I’m already so tired of seeing the same 3 decks in pokemon pocket over and over

wow nice mewtwo only seen 97 of those in the last hour

such a shame that it’s not physically possible to make a game that isn’t blatantly unbalanced because you based your whole system around generating energy and then added 3 cards that entirely skip the wait, good job guys you fuckin nailed it 10/10

what the fuck is up with game developers putting 239047239048 things in their game and then only making 3 of those things viable, like why bother? Just put in those 3 things if that’s all you want the game to be, the illusion of variety is more aggravating than anything

By far, the best part of this outcome is being fully aware that scum like this fool are absolutely seething right now, and will be for years.

This always looks to me like he’s wearing a Team Rocket uniform

I don’t know how it’s possible that both Lenin and Schwarzenegger remind me of my dad, but here I am I guess.

“Retro” just means “it happened before I was old enough to enjoy it”.

Just like “old” means “anyone older than me”.

Maybe a more objective measure is “if it is older than people who are now adults, it’s retro”.

I’m so tired

If Jon Stewart focuses all his charisma into one single, mega-powerful joke about Trump’s hair, then everything will finally be okay!

Oh no what a fucking tragedy for mankind that the people of China live in a place where they actually have a positive outlook on the future.

Meanwhile I literally cannot even imagine the sensation of societal optimism.

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