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Here’s a tip, get a real job!
Hey, theater majors work where they can.
This sucks. Studying theater is perfectly valid, we should uphold our artists not denigrate them.
I thought it was a joke about ‘security theater’
Yes, but sometimes artists aren’t quite good enough and don’t make it into the Vienna School of the Arts, so we have to give them jobs making sure people don’t have too much soap in one container.
“Okay Mr TSA agent, I’ve got a tip for you, but it’s somewhere inside me and you have to look for it, no hints”
I expect you’ll use SOUND judgement…
Every time I fly I get pat downs so I got at least 2 depending on the weather.
If I saw this shit I would knock it over. What are they gonna do, arrest me?
edit: shit im being arrested
If this becomes normal, expect individuals to attempt contraband trafficking (drugs, firearms, etc) on planes after
bribingtipping TSA.Other airports would have to do a second security screening. This would probably impact wealthier Americans that frequently travel to Europe.
I thought the TSA already got tips by being able to drink all the bottles of alcohol they confiscate
Okay lol
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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
What’s the normal tip for an eighth stashed in a bag of coffee beans?
u typically tip 20% of the price
people that work at tsa are the dullest, most miserable assholes in a country full to the brim with dull, miserable assholes. every time i fly i just barely manage not to insult them to their faces
We just gonna assume this is real?
Fuck off porks.
None of you will even give me a job. Why should you get free money for nothing you fucking beggars? God, these pampered brats are some of the biggest, most unabashed charity cases.
Bruh. Tips or gtfo.
I usually get annoyed with people who complain about “tipping culture”, but I’m with them on this one.
I wanna know how much the government paid for a “special” 3-tier plastic cart from “Mach-Secure”.
I’ll give them $1 for every terrorist attack they’ve ever stopped
I don’t know about you, but I’d piss in that box.
