logflume [they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 years agoBiden is going to lose in 2024 and the left is going to be blamed for checks notes being against genocidemessage-squaremessage-square182linkfedilinkarrow-up1288arrow-down10
arrow-up1288arrow-down1message-squareBiden is going to lose in 2024 and the left is going to be blamed for checks notes being against genocidelogflume [they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 years agomessage-square182linkfedilink
minus-squareCandidate [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up91·3 years agoEasily the funniest thing would be Biden winning the electoral college but losing the pop vote.
minus-squareusernamesaredifficul [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·3 years agothe funniest thing would be literally no one voting
minus-square🏳️⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 years agoOne person in each state writes in Parenti so he gets all the Electoral College votes and becomes president
minus-squareJohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.netBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 years agohacking the voting machines not to cheat the election but to remove all the presidential and senate votes.
minus-squarehotcouchguy [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·3 years agoFunniest outcome: Biden has a massive stroke shortly before the election, Trump wins easily vs a literally braindead opponent, then trump dies of McCardiacArrest before taking office, leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something.
minus-squareedge [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·3 years ago leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something. Mike Pillow
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·3 years agoThey’ll find cocaine in the White House again (not Hunter this time)
minus-squareMagician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 years agoYou ever wonder what those pillows are stuffed with?
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 years agoKennedy’s expired amphetamine pills
minus-squareAssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 years agoWith a similar scenario, we can have 4 presidents in 2025: January 1, 2025 - January 2, 2025: Biden is president until he dies from a stroke January 2, 2025: - Trump inauguration: Harris is president until she hands over the presidency to Trump Trump inauguration - Trump heart attack: Trump is president until he dies from a heart attack post-Trump heart attack: The VP becomes president
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·3 years agochuds would shed their material bodies and ascend to a plane of pure cope
Easily the funniest thing would be Biden winning the electoral college but losing the pop vote.
the funniest thing would be literally no one voting
One person in each state writes in Parenti so he gets all the Electoral College votes and becomes president
hacking the voting machines not to cheat the election but to remove all the presidential and senate votes.
Funniest outcome: Biden has a massive stroke shortly before the election, Trump wins easily vs a literally braindead opponent, then trump dies of McCardiacArrest before taking office, leaving us with president, uh idk maybe Matt Gatez or something.
Mike Pillow
They’ll find cocaine in the White House again (not Hunter this time)
You ever wonder what those pillows are stuffed with?
Kennedy’s expired amphetamine pills
With a similar scenario, we can have 4 presidents in 2025:
January 1, 2025 - January 2, 2025: Biden is president until he dies from a stroke
January 2, 2025: - Trump inauguration: Harris is president until she hands over the presidency to Trump
Trump inauguration - Trump heart attack: Trump is president until he dies from a heart attack
post-Trump heart attack: The VP becomes president
chuds would shed their material bodies and ascend to a plane of pure cope
Inshallah