Honestly amazed it’s not 88

Instead of the 21 gun salute, it’s just Rogan, White and Hegseth doing push ups.

At cemetery there’s a 47-volley salute. And 47 fighter planes fly overhead followed by 47 bombers. After that…

It goes on and on and on. The priest was only told there was “going to be delay”. Fox News’s GOODBYE TO THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER panel see the priest fidgeting. Then his body language shows him to be annoyed. He even checks his watch. The panel is outraged. They repeatedly say his name, his church’s name, and what city he lives in. Chuds quickly totally dox him. When the service is over - the priest checks his phone and then his email. He has 1,000s of death threats. He calls his wife. She’s prettified. People have knocked on the door. And they were milling around the house. Then somebody threw a brick into a window.

The next day the priest has a sort of press conference outside his home. His wife and children are there. He says “I truly loved strong and powerful president Trump. I cannot express how disappointed I am in my—” He is then shoot 44 times in a row by Mike J. Chud who says “I did it for the honor of President Trump. I lost count. I’m sorry I lost count. Hard to count 'cause I was shooting so much and reloading.” He is not prosecuted. In fact - the investigation soon ends due to “gross errors in evidence collection”. Mr. Chud aka “Hero Chud” eventually becomes a notable politician in his own right even though he was repeatedly convicted for CSAM and he speaks and reads at a third grade level.

Dana will go GOOFCON 1 doing that many push ups, a previously unobservable shade of red will be revealed