Hexbear person: “Are there vegan options?”

Lib: “Vegan?”

Hexbear “Aren’t there free tacos?”

Lib: “No.” Then cheerfully: “But I can give you a No Kings pin that my eight year-old daughter help me make!” He hands her one.

Hexbear “Um… Thanks. I can’t quite make out what’s on.”

Lib: “I know. It’s kinda small. That’s Baby Trump crawling on the ground in a diaper and his crown fell off and broke. Totally broke. No Kings!”

Hexbear “Oh.”

Lib: “Great - right?!”

Hexbear “I just remembered. I have a very important meeting to attend.”

Lib: “You’re gonna miss the protest? The more the merrier.”

Hexbear “It’s a support group for ‘I left the oven on’. But thanks again for the pin! Bye!” - starts bicycling away.

Lib: “Bye.” Soon starts googling “support group for I left the oven on”. He hates giving pins to people who don’t deserve them.