Belly_Beanis [he/him]

Professional troll and stay-at-home son.

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  • The worst president in American history …

    I fucking hate liberals. Trump is awful between Gaza, ICE, Venezuela, Epstein, and a dozen other problems. None of that matters to these shitheads except Trump wanting to invade Greenland.

    Sure. Let’s just ignore Jackson forcing thousands of Native Americans west of the Mississippi onto reservations. Or Washington, Jefferson, Maddison, and Monroe all owning slaves. Let’s forget about Biden starting the current genocide in Palestine, the previous century of presidents who sanctioned Palestinian genocide, Pol Pot, Bosnia, East Timor, or Guatemala. Forget about the lead up to the Civil War. Or the Depression. Or the Recession. Forget about the millions of dead Native Americans and black slaves.

    Clearly, Trump is literally worse than Hitler.






  • They would be out of the frying pan and into the fire. The US is just as bad on indigenous rights as Canada. Our residential schools just closed a decade sooner. There’s still a disproportionate number of Native American kids in the foster system, large numbers of Native American women missing (presumably murdered), and reservation sizes shrink every day. Then you have the ICE shit where they’ve arrested and/or deported Native Americans, saying their tribal documents are fake.

    Maybe blowing up some Klanadian crakkkers will offer some satisfaction or be done out of spite. But getting in bed with the US will still result in worsening conditions, except now they’re seen as collaborators by the settlers around them.







  • The problem historical wargames often run into is “You have a WWII British Army, I have a Vietcong army circa 1975, so we don’t have a way to play a coherent wargame.” Warhammer Fantasy solved this problem by going "Okay, everyone just hates each other and there’s also lots of infighting. So it doesn’t matter what models you have, there’s a story reason for why you two are fighting. "

    40k became the space version, which then incorporated a bunch of sci-fi and war tropes. So you have xenomorphs from Alien to play against WWII Soviets, Skynet from Terminator, the Dirty Dozen, or knights and nuns with guns. Any incoherent plot holes, contradictions, etc. can be explained with unreliable narrators since the only thing that matters is two people can roll some dice while playing with toys.

    As GW has gotten older and expanded the franchise, they’ve tried to reign in some of the canon to make things more consistent. They’re still left with a lot of silliness, though, because the original writers were taking the piss with characters like Ferrus Manus and Corvus Corvax. Models were made based on whatever cool shit sculptors wanted to see in their games, not necessarily what was part of an established setting.

    This has caused the chuds to become upset because they wanted their Catholic space nazis to be good guys, not realizing the Catholic space nazis were there to be bad guys good guys could beat up. Most 40k players and hobbyists understand the fluff is there to support the crunch.

    Like here’s some of my Catholic space nazi apprentices who are used to make my opponent feel like an anime protagonist: