Innocent civilians must be protected
Protected from what? Protected from who?We’re days away from articles like “A piece of lead exited a long metal tube and passed through the skull bone of a Palestinian mother. When asked, the IDF had no idea where lead like that might come from because lead isn’t native to the region, and wasn’t sure what long metal tube was being referred to. They speculated that the long metal tube was attached to a piece of wood that may have come from outside of the country and re-iterated this is why they need a stronger border policy but refused to comment further.”
Moreover the wood probably came from a tree grown by Hamas!
Or shorter “woman in Israel involved in the shooting, dies”
New innovations in passive voice
We’ve somehow found an even more exonerative tone than “Officer involved shooting”
Zionist involved blasting
Hospital involved blast
It would be better if she said this lmao, as her current post doesn’t even mention Israel or the IDF.
The bullet which killed that unarmed kid
You could even twist that to make the victim sound guilty: “The person that died after being involved in the shooting”
incredible innovation
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We condemn the four fundamental forces for their role in the death of hundreds of innocent civilians
I’ve noticed you commented without first condemning the fundamental laws of thermodynamics for their inevitable role in the heat death of the universe.
coward
It’s just like that self-aware eversplosion from Xavier Renegade Angel. It’s just alive okay? It just goes around and kills people. No one’s responsible
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Sentient bullets and cruise missiles are roaming Gaza, more at 8
Genocidal snake is also a weaselI strongly condemn the actions of The Blast
if you say the “I(eye) word” it’s anti semitism.
I’ve canceled my Patreon subscription to the blast, this is just bad optics, major yikes
Hosptial: “So anyway, i started blasting”
I wonder how long the conversation was where they landed on calling it “the blast”
A bunch of lanyard-americans were paid more money than any of us will ever make in our lives to come up with this bullshit
Maybe. I’m not sure they’re giving Liz access to the A-squad. I mean she did take that DNA test to discover she’s like 1/34 indigenous then went public with the info thinking it would help not hurt her image.
My heart goes out to the people dead after the kinetic combustion incident
what’s their spiel gonna be like when eventually, inevitably, Isn’treal arrives at the stage of their propaganda flowchart where they are forced to admit that they actually blew up the hospital?
the bragging-about-exploding-a-hospital stage came and went about two minutes before the “oops it actually looks bad to explode a hospital” stage
That’s usually the point where the news cycle has moved on and people are less likely to pay attention. They often don’t need a spiel at all.
then it becomes “duh we all knew that already but they did that because terrorists were masquerading as sick children and doctors, anyway terrorists get what they deserve…” etc etc
