she’s gonna be my (many times removed) boss until I get deemed redundant by Elon Musk and DOGE/fired/hopefully just survive through the end of my contract

he missed an opportunity to say “the wife” to make this the most reddit post possible

the Biden administration should be proof that we can never let papists into the white house

nah they cut all of the actually good empty promises from the platform this year and replaced them with tough border measures and warmongering so that 17 republicans in suburban georgia would think about voting for Harris before deciding to go with trump

see the comment in this very thread where the same kkkracka (literally this time) implies that Emmett Till deserved lynching…

shes not even Biden 2.0 anymore, her campaign messaging is to well to the right of 2020 Biden so her actual governing will end up even further right

you will watch the gambo you will vote for BRAT

I can’t do this anymore boss

it has to take effort to make a seafood boil of all things look this bland

its not a post-2016 election without weird fanfic tweets born out of liberals’ parasocial obsession with the most milquetoast politicians imaginable

Hamilton flash mob outside of the democratic convention

i;m thinkin bout thos beams

they’ve been doing this for years now, i don’t live in Vancouver anymore but I used to live close to English Bay and they would use ATVs and low flying helicopters to clear the beach in the spring and summer after 10 pm. back then (2021/2022) it was in the name of covid safety even after BC had abandoned even the slightest hint of public safety measures so im not surprised they’ve cooked up another reason to use extremely disproportionate responses to resolve the issue of checks notes people at the beach at night

in my state you can enter someone’s first and last name into the voter registration database and get their home address and party affiliation…I learned this when I checked my registration status and discovered that there is someone else with the exact same name as me that lives less than a mile from me and is a registered republican

The world might be rapidly spiraling towards fascism and collapse but I made some really bomb candied salmon this weekend and I’m curing more to pickle it later this week

Ramirez, present this yellowcake to the United Nations

I will buy an Assassin’s Creed game for the first time in over a decade if the ultimate villain/leader of the templars is revealed to be Yakub

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I wish i had a single elected official above the local level that didn’t actively seek out new ways to be terrible on a daily basis

that slop

I won’t eat this pink slime, I only eat pink slime from the finest Tyson slaughterhouses