spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down17
arrow-up1103arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up44·2 days agoIf that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
minus-squareGoatTnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoScritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
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If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
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A flexible stick made of silicone