Don’t know about where you live, but in the EU, there’s a hard upper limit on the caffeine concentration in drinks you can legally sell.
Any syrup designed to be watered down before you drink it would be above the limit and therefore illegal.

It’s much easier if you remove the face first.

Welcome! You must be hungry after the long trip. Here’s a plate of beige, enjoy!

Just travelled through Chile. All bus schedules in the south are exclusively on Facebook and Instagram, and literally the only way to book a ticket is Whatsapp.
I wish I was exaggerating.

I’m not gay, but I usually don’t last longer than a few minutes when I’m penetrating.
Made sex suck for a long time, until I realized I’m doing it wrong.
Now, instead of stressing out about how long I last, I just make sure my partner is satisfied before I even enter.

There never has been and never will be any situation that calls for an astrology chick…

I once went to a hippie festival in Germany (which is older than Woodstock).
But I don’t remember what bands played there.
Spent my entire time there chilling and smoking magic mint in front of a tent that had a sign on it:

emergency astrology and fruit wine  

And that’s exactly what you got. Wine made out of different fruits, and an emergency horoscope, if you needed to know urgently whether that hairy chick with a frog tattoo on her neck was a good match. At some point a shaman cursed the place, but after offering him some weed, he lifted the curse and chilled with us. Pretty nice guy actually, but his spirit animal was annoying.

(By the way, the hairy chick was a good match, she had a beautiful aura)

Protip: Disconnect yourself from the online media circus.
Bring yourself up to speed with current developments once a week.
And focus your energy on helping people around you who need help.

You can’t stop fascism all by yourself. But you can affect your immediate surroundings.
And if enough people do that, there will be resistance everywhere.

*Steve, the janitor at the New York Stock Exchange

The lesson here is that in many states, if you’re a senior in High School and dating a junior, you risk getting put on the sex offenders watch list for your entire life if your partner’s parents don’t approve.

They didn’t elect a funny orange. They elected a puppet controlled by the Nazi Billionaire Club.

The way American politics are going, it’ll probably be lead by Jack Black.

The vast majority of people live on the northern hemisphere, and the seasons have probably the biggest impact on when people are born the most.

Assuming equal amount of people was born each other day

That’s a pretty big assumption.

Cats meow at us cause in their eyes, we’re not perceptive enough to understand their more subtle body language.
There is not much grammar, it’s more like HELLOOO! PET ME!! FOOOD NOW!!!
And you’re replying with HELLOOO! PET ME!! FOOOD NOW!!!

Telegram can read all your actual conversations (since almost no one uses encryption on it).
It’s run using a complex web of shell companies in various countries like the British Virgin Islands, Dubai and a lot of others.
They say they don’t sell your data, but it is a for-profit organisation and no one can really know what they do.

I’ve got the newest Samsung and it’s already so slim that the cameras are sticking out.
And so slippery that I don’t dare use it without a case, defeating the entire purpose.
I’d rather have a thicker phone with more battery life and space for more than just a USB-C port.

Telegram is actually worse for privacy and security than Whatsapp.

In a cold climate, those who preferred “every man for himself” died a long time ago.

Sounds like you tried Linux distros that use Gnome as desktop environment (very little customization out of the box, no desktop icons, unfamiliar interface).

What you’re looking for is really KDE Plasma Desktop. Yes, Fedora KDE is a good option.

You mean Meeloon Multipass?