I know you’d probably have an uphill battle with people that aren’t used to it, but I wish my parents had started us on it when I was a kid. I picked up one of those nozzles you attach on the toilet supply line and hang from the side of the tank, and it was a game changer.
I always go back to that scene in Parks and Rec where Andy talks about wiping his ass being like it’s a felt marker, it never seems to run out…
It would take me 2 years to get that many empty rolls.
Washing asshole FTW.
My wife goes through twelve rolls in a week.
Tell your wife she uses an entire tree every 2 years. Maybe you should just use the hose on her?
It uses less paper on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
That’s rookie numbers…
I’m just saying a hose would probably get the maggots off better.
But then they wouldn’t be the SatansMaggotyCumFart we know and love.
If your wife only had 12 rolls, I’d be surprised.
You shouldn’t speak to your dad like that.
Household of 6 here. My GF and 4 kids. There’s usually a roll almost every day.
I know you’d probably have an uphill battle with people that aren’t used to it, but I wish my parents had started us on it when I was a kid. I picked up one of those nozzles you attach on the toilet supply line and hang from the side of the tank, and it was a game changer.
I always go back to that scene in Parks and Rec where Andy talks about wiping his ass being like it’s a felt marker, it never seems to run out…
I bought a Luxe 320 Plus off Amazon and use maybe 1 roll a year. Get a bidet people it’s cheap and is air fryer levels of life changing.