Now they wear masks.

And the baby’s name?

Controller.

Do whatever you want to your cast iron but stay the fuck away from mine.

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Just let him know it’s eight years old and he’ll stay in there until completion.

No, not all of us.

Just the trump voters and anyone who sat the election out.

Because they’re as bad.

I’m sorry I’m too dumb to understand this.

Can you explain it a bit better?

Anyone who throws out clown emojis is a clown themselves.

It’s the internet rule 42069.

I try to be on good enough behavior that I won’t get banned.

I just show my butthole for tips.

Nah, if I had guaranteed food and shelter I’d be filming pornography all day every day.

It makes perfect sense coming from you.

If voting wasn’t important than republicans wouldn’t make it so hard to do.

What if you’re wearing them over your pants?

What if you’re wearing boxers?

I think mine has LSD on it.

Way to do the bare minimum in three years.

Cooking meat directly corresponds to how much of a man you are, so that’s the dogma.

That’s why reverse sear for 2 inch thick steaks and sear then oven finish on thinner ones are the way to go.

Cast iron, stovetop and finish in oven.

Twice the finished product and half the work.

I don’t think steaks should be cooked with a sous vide because you end up with too much moisture on the surface.