Nor your steak subscription
my family crest is a guy with diarrhea it’s me i’m the guy i ate too many french fries last night
I don’t give a fuck, I’m gonna show my crest with pride!
My family crest:
Mike, is that you?
Dude we’re related
I don’t know what I expected
Now this is getting into the Hexbear deeplore. I can remember browsing new when I read the accusation post and thought chapo.chat was absolutely done for
what is the lore?
an admin doxxed themselves with hyper specific information
oh god the family crest
On r*ddit
a weirdo accused one of the first admins of doing pederastization to them, and their proof that it was real was a bunch of random facts from the admin’s old reddit account, and for some reason that was convincing.
Sucks that beatnik had to go out like that
It was very sad, @TransComrade@hexbear.net had to grab a rifle and Of Mice And Men him
I remember reading it and being like “this is obviously fake why don’t they just delete this lol”
right? iirc the dude was vegan so he didn’t even eat steaks wtf
DO disclose that your apes are gone
And don’t brag about your outdoor cat.
Or mention liking dogs
Dogs are cool mention liking dogs a lot please.
I like dogs
With teriyaki sauce
I’ll have you know I was tricked by the Korean side of my family into eating dog when I was like 2.
Me too. But I did post a pic of a cute pup I was dog sitting once at got a weird number of anti-dog replies :/
I mean I get it, they ain’t for everyone, they are loud and a lot of work. But damn I don’t express my apathy towards cats every time someone posts a kitty pic here.
Shoulda reported them, boss. Us dog enjoyers gotta stick together
LET ME AT EM BOSS
never logging off and posting at all hours of the day and night is an opsec strategy to hide your timezone
just use a shared account
The best opsec
What about disclosing my easy and quick homemade chocolate bark recipe for tasty cannabis edibles with a really good kick to them?
Well, the chocolate part is easy and quick. Preparing the cannabis coconut oil is more complex. This recipe assumes you’ve made that already.
- 100g cannabis-infused coconut oil (Dilute the infused coconut oil with normal virgin coconut oil for a more mild effect. 50/50 is a good starting point.)
- 75g cocoa powder
- 50g maple syrup (Substitute pure honey for the maple syrup if that’s easier to get where you live.)
- 5g vanilla extract
- 5g sunflower lecithin
Line a 20cm by 20cm cake pan with aluminum foil. Melt the coconut oil on low heat in a saucepan (preferably one with a spout). When the oil is completely liquid, add the other ingredients together and keep on low heat. Mix very thoroughly.
When the melted chocolate is completely smooth, pour it into the cake pan and level it. Put it in a freezer immediately and keep it there. It will keep for at least several weeks, probably longer.
Can I use olive oil I’ve used in foodplay with my partner? I hate letting things go to waste
Olive oil would work fine for the infusion process according to a recipe guide put out by the company I bought my infusing machine and decarb box kit from. I swear I don’t work for them, I just like having a machine do the work instead of spending an entire day in the kitchen monitoring the process myself.
I’ve never tried it so I have no idea what the taste would be like in chocolate edibles. I usually do refined coconut oil for infusing and virgin coconut oil for diluting. But from a bit of googling it looks like a lot of chocolatiers like using olive oil.
I’m sorry, the feds will be able to trace you from the maple syrup alone. It’s too late for you now, comrade
Any thoughts on the seasonal addition of peppermint to grant +1d4 on all Festiveness rolls?
Oh, that is a fun idea. I’m going to do that.
with the influx of new users i expect a big uptick in the number of “hexbear is dying” posts in the coming year
I love how the new users profiles make it clear they’re from bluesky. They all have texts that seem very public social mediaey. It’s cute!
That which is dead may never die!
Also avoid admitting to enjoying any mainstream television show.
UlyssesT is currently logged off again, so you should be safe for now.
I remember being incredibly confused when people kept talking about gamba and I kept imagining the shrimp.
i doxxed ulyssesT his name is luigi’s mansion
I want to believe
I believe I want
Oh mama mia!
Nah, Ulysses is like twice Luigi’s age.
That’s what he wants you to think, the misinformation campaign is working
I really miss his rants about SC if he could just like come back once a month so i could just get a lil taste of that distilled hate.
UlyssesT
/r/Star citizen refunds or something
I have to say the whole Barry incident was pretty fucking funny
Is “the Barry incident” when he referred to Katherine Oppenheimer as "oppenheimers big booba waifu
" ?No that was when he was having a bunch of hot takes about Barry that people kept telling him weren’t accurate and then revealed he hadn’t watched the show, but also never intended to but defended his right to hate on it anyway.
Booba waifu was funny to cuz he got pissed at me for joking about it, but I don’t think you can use a phrase like “booba waifu” in your discourse and expect people to take it super seriously.
Hadn’t watched it
I will forever hate on capeshit without having seen any of it
That’s different, capeshit isn’t cinema
No I’m with you on that one
The 1488th type of liberalism
I enjoyed watching andor for like the few episodes I pirated before I got distracted for a few years.
I probably should finish watching it sometime.
It’s good and the episodes are sort of split into arcs. The prison arc is the best
Yeah I stopped right after the first episode of the prison arc. Probably need to rematch it from the start whenever I get around to being in a t.v mood again
You don’t really have to, it kinda makes decent sense from there I think. Up to you, I’m not an admin so I can’t force you
Wait are you saying if you were an admin you’d force me to watch T.V?
no
yes
I forgot about the family crest lol also don’t disclose that you work for raytheon
He worked for raytheon?
No that was someone else
Lmao I remember that. I don’t remember who it was but I remember going “no fucking way, seriously?”
I remember them complaining that people critiqued them/called them war criminals. “We can be comrades even though I work for Raytheon in one of their ‘obviously evil’ departments. There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism”
Like the least evil thing you could do at Raytheon is be a janitor and even then I’d be giving you the side eye if you weren’t trying to pull shit that made those fuckers lives more miserable or try to find a different job.
You need to be janitoring at Raytheton like you’re playing Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies
Shit, too late with the fursona part
My family crest is the crest of Cichol, I don’t have a fursona, and I don’t have a steak subscription but if I was gonna have some kind of food subscription it’s probably be for different kinds of coffee and tea.
Also never ask about the best rock stacking techniques on hexbear
You can give us your fursonas
It definitely doesn’t work like giving the fae your name!
Like the EarthSea universe thing
Quarterly, I: Gules, a lion rampant queue fourch erect facing sinister Argent, armed and langued Or outlined Sable, crowned Or outlined Sable; II: Or, an eagle Sable charged with across its breast and wings a crescent Argent upward pointing with a crosslet Argent attached rising from the middle; III: Or, a capital letter ‘W’ Sable serifed; IV: Gules, the head and shoulders of St. John the Evangelist gardant Argent, with youthful face and long hair Argent outlined Sable and with halo Or outlined Sable, issuant from an inverted crown Or outlined Sable. Surmounting all at center a roundel Argent, double-bordered in Sable, charged with St. John the Baptist’s head Argent, with beard and hair Sable, semi-gardant turned toward the dexter.
Making family crests was what people like the pepsi
grifter did before pepsi
Just post about your favourite condiments instead. I’ll start, Marmite is cool and good 😎
I prefer knorr cubes
do you crush them up and sprinkle them over your food or just use them whole like croutons?
Same as lemon juice ice cubes
Salt lick for me, please
don’t try to keep a whole one in your mouth until it dissolves though it kind of messes up your mouth.
uhh or so i’m told
Do you have a deal with them and Marco Pierre White by any chance?
https://www.knorr.com/ie/tips-and-tricks/the-marco-chicken-challenge.html
